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DeeDee

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i was invited to meet my then boyfreinds mum and go for xmas dinner, after a lovely slap up meal we sat an enjoyed sum tv and chatted you know the usual thing, i could then feel the effects of the sprouts so you know how you do , you clench the buttocks and hope for the best, i managed to keep the windy situation under control and was feeling very proud of myself, anyway it was time to leave so we made for the door with boyfriends mum right behind me, oops what happened then i sneezed really violently and the methane contents of my entire stomach that had been brewing for the last 4 hours erupted in her face:$ needless to say it was a long time before i visited again!!
 

DeeDee

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sum more for u folks....a freind of a freind went to meet her boyfreinds parents for the first time to have a meal, just before the meal she needed the loo for a number two, long story short the bog wouldnt flush, she couldnt get shut, so she wrapped it in bog paper and put it in her handbag went down and finished her meal with the poo by her feet in the bag!!I have been reliably informed that this is very true!!Another bad first meeting of the boyfriends parents is my cousin Ang.Mid eighties she was getting ready to go for a meal in a restaurant after spending ages getting ready she took one final look in the mirror, picked up her handbag that was lay on the bed and went to catch the bus. as she sat down at the restaurant table she placed her bag in her lap to see in horror a sanitary towel stuck to the side of it!!!!
 

Dj M Jaxx

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Lololol @ Dee Dee

Mine was talking to Ben Fisher after a bottle of Tequila

No......

This is mine

about 12 years ago, I went to meet a girlfriends parents for the first time. They had a big slavering boxer dog that was quite pachel to flys and other winged insects

I sat down after beeing introduced to her Mother and Father ( as you do ) and was handed to me, the obligatrey CUP OF TEA and SLICE OF CAKE which I was far to embaressed to eat :$

Things where going well untill, the dog ( Dribbling like Hooch from the film Turner & Hooch ) noticed a very morrish specamin of a Daddy long legs, which was sat on the wall about 2inches above my head :eek:

The next thing I remember was picking cake crumbs from the (just cleaned the day before) white shagpile carpet whilst snoopy snot mixed with tea dribbled from my head

The dog got the Daddy long legs by the way

Like Dee Dee

It was a while before I made my net visit :p
 

pacman

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Well, I have had plenty but as typical I cant remember when Im trying!! I'll ask me mates cos they wont have forgotten!!!!

One I do remember Is from when I worked for an insurance company, I was only 19 and there was a very nice woman working on reception. I walked past her one day on my way to the loo, smiling and went through the door which led to the stairs to the toilets.

As I started to run up te stairs I looked back at her through the slowly closing door, and at the same time heard a loud RIPPING noise.

To my dismay my pocket had descided to catch on to the bannister as I had ran up the stairs.

I returned red faced and suit jacketless!!!!! She pretended not to notice, but the expression said it all.


There is more to come!
 

simmo

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i were shaggin my girlfriend ov the time at her parents house whilst they were out, n 4 sume reason we were on the landing at the top ov the stairs, n 2 my horror her older brothers bedroom door opened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cringe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 

DeeDee

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I seem to have many of these similar meeting of the boyfriends parents stories when i come to think of it:my bestest mate was seeing a lad from stoke who's mam and dad were a bit ladeedaa, on her very first meeting with them they all sat around drinking posh drinks like gin and tonic and stuff, so my mate was acting all posh and kept knocking them back, she decided to go to the toilet and on her way back heard hushed voices, becoming completly paranoid about them thinking that she was common, she decided to evesdrop from just outside the door, just at this point she heard the dad get up to leave the room, so she turned and ran very drunkly up the stairs (knowing full well that the dad had seen her) and plonked her self down on her boyfreinds bed, the dad followed her into the room and asked her what was wrong to which she burst into tears hysterically screaming"you dont like me"and promptly fell off the bed backwards with her legs a kimbo proudly showing the dad her lovely g string!
I seem to know a lot of nutters Mmmmm