my mum who 'apparantly' has never done anything disgusting in her life, let out the loudest ground shaking fart ever in the middle of a shop on monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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reminds me of a story me grandad told me
when i was a wee niper i can remember my grandad tellin me this :
"when i was a boy i thought ladys didnt trump", my grandad had been told it was only men who farted women didnt do it .my grandad belived this till one fatefull day whilst carring the shopping for my great gran back to the farm a woman was walking quite hurridly in front of them but no matter how fast she tried to walk away she didnt manage to get any distance between them,all of a sudden the woman let out the loudest fart me grandad had ever heard ,he laffed his head off till me great gran gave him a thump for laughing hahaha.it made him chortle when he told me, atleast 65 years after the occurance lol
times were different back then it was propper rude for ladies to fart and was propper embarasing
when i was a wee niper i can remember my grandad tellin me this :
"when i was a boy i thought ladys didnt trump", my grandad had been told it was only men who farted women didnt do it .my grandad belived this till one fatefull day whilst carring the shopping for my great gran back to the farm a woman was walking quite hurridly in front of them but no matter how fast she tried to walk away she didnt manage to get any distance between them,all of a sudden the woman let out the loudest fart me grandad had ever heard ,he laffed his head off till me great gran gave him a thump for laughing hahaha.it made him chortle when he told me, atleast 65 years after the occurance lol
times were different back then it was propper rude for ladies to fart and was propper embarasing
My dads auntie is a bit eccentric, she enjoys being rude to see what action it creates 
. It wouldnt be the same if she didnt to be honest! 
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Like asking a shop till operative if eating that oyster flavoured sauce will make her want to get her tits out any minute or pointing out to some random onlooker that packaging over there looks a bit like a giant cock, etc, you get the idea! lol. Just to test thier reaction to it I think!. Growing old discracefully has to be the most fun
Swearing like a trooper too, but old fashioned words like tits fart arse etc really.
Funny as fek, but often quite embarrisng too!. Good on her I say.
I think the more relaxed we get with ourselves over the years, the more we dont care what others think of our actions, once I wouldnt like to be seen wiping my nose or picking my ear, but now, if its itching like a b'stard I think "what the hell!" Its a slippery slope Im afraid
Sirius.
. It wouldnt be the same if she didnt to be honest! . Like asking a shop till operative if eating that oyster flavoured sauce will make her want to get her tits out any minute or pointing out to some random onlooker that packaging over there looks a bit like a giant cock, etc, you get the idea! lol. Just to test thier reaction to it I think!. Growing old discracefully has to be the most fun
Swearing like a trooper too, but old fashioned words like tits fart arse etc really.Funny as fek, but often quite embarrisng too!. Good on her I say.
I think the more relaxed we get with ourselves over the years, the more we dont care what others think of our actions, once I wouldnt like to be seen wiping my nose or picking my ear, but now, if its itching like a b'stard I think "what the hell!" Its a slippery slope Im afraid
Sirius.
My mother is a technophobic (no not the music, although she hates that too), she had only just finished mourning the death of vinyl as such, and leaves the room whenever the microwave is on incase she gets cancer, and they had to practicly drag the old 50p electric meter from her arms, she is convinced the new meter is 'fiddling her'.
