I thought I'd enter into the spirit of things this year, so I have been and bought a brand new, top of the range, petrol lawn mower....propper nice job...but it seems I am all alone in my efforts , in my street anyway...half of these lazy bastrds can't even be bothered to shave propperly...so I took it back for a refund....fkn Mowvember my uncut hairy beans.