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Red Mancunian

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Chav-ville Droylsden, innit!
Ok, anyone who's got kids can understand this.

I've not got any little Red Mancs, but I've got a 6 year old Nephew called Reece (love him to bits).

Know why kids are great?

Cos you get to go places that you really shouldn't look like you're enjoying yourself as an adult.

Today, we're taking Reece to Knowsley Safari Park, and I'll, er, be 'enjoying myself silly' just so that my nephew has a nice day.

It's NOT that I'm excited about a load of monkeys jumping up and down on the car, pulling aerials and windscreen wipers off (honest!). :eyebrow:

Hehe can't wait, got a picnic packed and everything. :dummy::dummy::dummy:

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Red Mancunian

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Chav-ville Droylsden, innit!
Full time score:

Baboons 1 - 0 Toyota Camry

Yep, the poor old car is full of baboon sh*te, missing a bite-sized piece of rear spoiler, and looks like it's been through a rally.

We very nearly lost a windscreen wiper, and one of the front jet-washes has been chewed so much, that it doesn't work anymore.

That's what you get for going through the 'monkey jungle' four times in a row.

I PMSL when I saw this little baboon, smaller than a baby, carting a freshly-retrieved carphone aerial around, like it was it's pride and joy.

I never knew driving around wing mirrors on the road while baboons jumped up and down on yer car could be so much fun. ;)

Pure class.

Now I need some beer! :pixie: