From Lombardic District Court, Milan:
An Italian, known only as Mario, allegedly decided his five-year-old son would become a much better Playstation opponent if he was given a large dose of cocaine. The young lad, who lived with his motherm would visit his father once a week but on return would be 'agitated' and unable to sleep. Police tests found levels of gack in his blood 14 times higher than that of a regular user.
In retrospect, the warining signs were all there: he had started showing an interest in 80's jazz fusion, talking about his latest multi-media art installation, and he had confided that he thought the UK garage scene was pretty 'full-on'.
*Thanx to Loaded for that one!
An Italian, known only as Mario, allegedly decided his five-year-old son would become a much better Playstation opponent if he was given a large dose of cocaine. The young lad, who lived with his motherm would visit his father once a week but on return would be 'agitated' and unable to sleep. Police tests found levels of gack in his blood 14 times higher than that of a regular user.
In retrospect, the warining signs were all there: he had started showing an interest in 80's jazz fusion, talking about his latest multi-media art installation, and he had confided that he thought the UK garage scene was pretty 'full-on'.
*Thanx to Loaded for that one!
