Odd waste things.

[Amelie]

God, i just went to the loo and i thought i was hemorrhaging to high heaven out of the old poop shoot, then i rememberd that i had eaten a full packed of beetroot for supper last night so alls well.

What food/liquid makes your waste all spazzy then. I have noticed that when you eat tinned sweetcorn in comes out all stuck to the sides like it magically wants to be a corn on the cob again, and when you take Holland and Barratt mutli vit (the ones that are so big they look like they ought to be shoved up your bum not swallowed) it makes your wee toxic yellow.

Anymore?

 

[JORDAN]

ok then-
guiness makes it black

 

[Amelie]

ok then-
guiness makes it black

What, your poo or wee? We need expicit deets dude.

 

[JORDAN]

i once read that fruit and veg dont digest in your stomach
but meat turns to mush, sort o melts

 

[JORDAN]

What, your poo or wee? We need expicit deets dude.

ur kaka:$ !

 

[Judderz]

Awesome topic at dinner time

Sweetcorn you can't digest, hence the regurgitated cob lookalike

Red wine usually makes me poo a funny dark maroon colour

 

[Lozzie]

Awww Amilie...I love you for threads like this!!!!


Usually after Ive been out on the lash...the next day...my poo is black! How nasty is that!!! And it hurts too...if you know what I mean...I think I should drink more water!!!hahahahah...


I can't beleive Ive just put that on the net!It's wierd though...if you eat rubbish...it's hard to wipe your bum...ie it takes aaaaages. :|

 

[*sam*]

1 quick question- how do u know this about ur excriment?!:S

Are u like Gillian what-u-call-her-women (off the telly)- examining ur own poo:|

do u fish it outta the loo?!

Anyways cider- bloody hell its like a bomb exploading when u go for poo!

x sam x

 

[Jonno]

1 quick question- how do u know this about ur excriment?!:S

Are u like Gillian what-u-call-her-women (off the telly)- examining ur own poo:|

Just have a little peek before you flush

Go on, you know you want to!

 

[*sam*]

My toilets dark brown, like 70s style, so i cant?!
(leae the jokes! I bloody clean iot ok! )

Odd peeps!

Always really hard when u've been on the spirits all night!

x sam x

 

[ilovepiano]

Amelie, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard a woman want to have a conversation about.

Congratulations. Keep up the good work.

 

[Jonno]

Keep up the good work.

You into your scatting there fella?

I used to work with a bloke like that

 

[ilovepiano]

You into your scatting there fella?

Eeeeeeeugh! No way, LMAO!


Na, I just think that this topic is so gross, and it fucking cracks me up!

 

[Jonno]

Eeeeeeeugh! No way, LMAO!


Na, I just think that this topic is so gross, and it fucking cracks me up!

Course you do, laughing your head off, but with your trousers round your ankles

 

[Jonno]

Just kidding btw (obviously)

 

[Silky]

God, i just went to the loo and i thought i was hemorrhaging to high heaven out of the old poop shoot, then i rememberd that i had eaten a full packed of beetroot for supper last night so alls well.

What food/liquid makes your waste all spazzy then. I have noticed that when you eat tinned sweetcorn in comes out all stuck to the sides like it magically wants to be a corn on the cob again, and when you take Holland and Barratt mutli vit (the ones that are so big they look like they ought to be shoved up your bum not swallowed) it makes your wee toxic yellow.

Anymore?

PMSL at that,

I agree sweetcorn its a killer outta the poop shoot!!!

Id b proud if i was this fella!!!!!

 

[ilovepiano]

Course you do, laughing your head off, but with your trousers round your ankles

lol, busted... :$

 

[Jiglo]

Fruit n Fibre is ace for seeing the undigested nuts in my faeces

 

[*sam*]

Surely that must've hurt?!:|
he must've ripped himself a new hole!

x sam x

 

[Jiglo]

He's obviously been in prison going off that shot!:|