Old women & lipstick??????

[GemGem]

Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the hell do old women where either bright orange or pink lipstick????? its the most horrifying sight ever

 

[blue jammer]

More worrying is the old woman perfume, no doubt they use it to cover up the smell of piss, meh.

:S

 

[bigtruck]

Whyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the hell do old women where either bright orange or pink lipstick????? its the most horrifying sight ever

and why do old men say "when i was a lad" ?????????

 

[sirius]

You young whpppersnapers dont know youre born, all this new fangled inpertet and spiders webs and rodents controllers.......you didnt need any of that when I was a lad.


lol.

I think its wierd when a old woman DOESNT wear insane lipstick and smell of old women........I think theres a bottle called "Eau de OldWoman" cos it all smells so similar doesnt it. lol.

Wigs, teeth, incontenence, memory loss, enjoyment in testing peoples reactions like when you just start talking to strangers about dildo's......its an inevetable route Im afraid.......you cant hide from it GemGem, it will be you one day! lol. Sobering thought innit.

Im already starting with complaining how bad kids TV is, how chocolate bars are defintely smaller, and how you never seem to get any good knowledgable service in shops these days......its a slippery slope.

Sirius

 

[GemGem]

You young whpppersnapers dont know youre born, all this new fangled inpertet and spiders webs and rodents controllers.......you didnt need any of that when I was a lad.


lol.

I think its wierd when a old woman DOESNT wear insane lipstick and smell of old women........I think theres a bottle called "Eau de OldWoman" cos it all smells so similar doesnt it. lol.

Wigs, teeth, incontenence, memory loss, enjoyment in testing peoples reactions like when you just start talking to strangers about dildo's......its an inevetable route Im afraid.......you cant hide from it GemGem, it will be you one day! lol. Sobering thought innit.

Im already starting with complaining how bad kids TV is, how chocolate bars are defintely smaller, and how you never seem to get any good knowledgable service in shops these days......its a slippery slope.

Sirius

Stop trying to scare me you evil person!..........I'm going to hve nightmares now about having an old lady perm, smelling of that 'perfume', shopping in Bon Marche aaaaaaaaaagh

 

[jenwah]

LOL i used to get on the bus to school every mornin, and every mornin i would see this really old woman (like at the stage when the chin begins to disappear under the chin)
and every day she would b wearin the things that i knew all my mates wore, u know when those massive iluminous bubble jackets were in fashion 4 the teenagers? well she had one, and she used to paint her nails really bright pastel shades that all the townies were paintin theirs!! LOLOL

hair in a pony wit one of the trademark scally bobbles, but havin hair as grey as anythin!!

used to make me piss when she sat suckin on her bottom lip cuase it wouooldnt move from under the top one!!!

 

[GemGem]

LOL i used to get on the bus to school every mornin, and every mornin i would see this really old woman (like at the stage when the chin begins to disappear under the chin)
and every day she would b wearin the things that i knew all my mates wore, u know when those massive iluminous bubble jackets were in fashion 4 the teenagers? well she had one, and she used to paint her nails really bright pastel shades that all the townies were paintin theirs!! LOLOL

hair in a pony wit one of the trademark scally bobbles, but havin hair as grey as anythin!!

used to make me piss when she sat suckin on her bottom lip cuase it wouooldnt move from under the top one!!!

lmfao bet that was some sight

 

[jenwah]

yeah damn right it was!! she used to sit @ the front of the bus wit her legs crossed, sportin a mini denim skirt from topshop!! i swear to god!!!

used to make me laugh royal that did!!!

 

[GemGem]

yeah damn right it was!! she used to sit @ the front of the bus wit her legs crossed, sportin a mini denim skirt from topshop!! i swear to god!!!

used to make me laugh royal that did!!!

nooooooo plz say she wore tights?????

 

[nowthen]

I was on me way to work one day when I worked in Stretford an was sat on the bus in Piccadilly waitin to set off an looked out the window to be greeted by the sight of this proper old woman tramp pullin her knickers down an havin a piss in the street!

I thought I was gonna puke She was bald as a coot downstairs n all!

 

[glazzy]

I thought I was gonna puke She was bald as a coot downstairs n all!

rofl pmsl lol
'kin ell thats well mingin!!!!!!!!!!

jayne x

 

[GemGem]

I was on me way to work one day when I worked in Stretford an was sat on the bus in Piccadilly waitin to set off an looked out the window to be greeted by the sight of this proper old woman tramp pullin her knickers down an havin a piss in the street!

I thought I was gonna puke She was bald as a coot downstairs n all!

thats just nasty

 

[nowthen]

scar'd me for life it did:|

 

[sirius]

You must have had a good look to know she was bald as a coot m8.......thats more worrying dont you think?!


Classic.

Sirius.

 

[Saysay]

You must have had a good look to know she was bald as a coot m8.......thats more worrying dont you think?!


Classic.

OMG!!! You've got me worried!! :S :| :S

 

[GemGem]

mmm must be when u get old the hair in that region falls out???????????

 

[Shooms]

mmm must be when u get old the hair in that region falls out???????????

eeeeewwwww - Gem - I was eating

 

[Saysay]

I always assumed that we just went grey/silver untill me mum told me one day that it all falls out! (she works at a old peoples home!) :S

 

[Vicki!]

you guys are cruel!!! we'll all be old one day, but i do promise never to wee in the street. i'm gonna grow old dead gracefully n shop at marks n sparks

 

[Shooms]

I always assumed that we just went grey/silver untill me mum told me one day that it all falls out! (she works at a old peoples home!) :S

ewwwwwwwww !! Stobbit the pair of ya