One for the ladies in the house :)

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Amelie

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I am sure you will appreciate how ace tonight is for me.

I have (as from 7.30 after i have gone and put my grandma to bed) feck all to do, and i really mean nothing. The house is completly spotless, so no angry ironing pile giving me grief everytime i walk past it to go to the loo, the dinner dish's are done, the floor mopped. I have a selection of dvd's but instead i am just going to spend the night doing female things and getting sloshed whilst listening to some exellent music :)

Here is the itinerary:

7.30 have a tequilla slammer to start the evening, make a large jug of margarita and chuck it in the fridge, run a bath.

7.45 get in (clean lol) bath with margarita and trashy magazines (thinking now, heat, new, enquirer that kind of shite).

8.30 apply face mask, and wax (long overdue) bikini line- quickly downing a few shots to numb pain, apply false tan.

9.30 more mararita's and nail painting escapade.

10.00 A shot of tequlia, select a few tracks and decide as ever to make an exellent compliation for the car.

11.00 more tequila, give up on compliation as no cd's are in the bastard cases and concentrate on getting hammered. Give up on 29 year diet and raid fridge.

12.00 (who am i kidding lol) stagger to bed and climb into lovely fresh sheets.


And get this! I dont have to get up at all in the morning, well not till dinner as the dog is with his dad for the night!


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :thumbsup:

So whats your idea of a great night in all by yourself? :)
 
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Amelie said:
So whats your idea of a great night in all by yourself? :)
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I never get a night in to myself as i have my daughter all the time!

If i had a night to myself though to be honest i'd want to spend it with Lee anyway, a nice hot bath with candles etc wouldnt go a miss! :p
 
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Sounds so relaxing...wish i wasnt stuck on the computer doing college work all night n i'd do the same - minus the alcohol - dont enjoy drinking on my own.

its good having time to pamper yourself, makes u feel a thousand times better....god i really need a holiday :redneck:
 
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Miss saysay said:
I never get a night in to myself as i have my daughter all the time!

If i had a night to myself though to be honest i'd want to spend it with Lee anyway, a nice hot bath with candles etc wouldnt go a miss! :p
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What a lovely thing to sat Tracy, a night in with a loved one is indeed fantastic. Unfortunatly being the sad spinster that will end up old and grey reeking of cat piss that i am, its a solo night in for me :$

Compilation not going to well by the way, only managed to get as far as the Kinks and Ramones so far :S
 
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Miss C said:
Sounds so relaxing...wish i wasnt stuck on the computer doing college work all night n i'd do the same - minus the alcohol - dont enjoy drinking on my own.

its good having time to pamper yourself, makes u feel a thousand times better....god i really need a holiday :redneck:
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Drinking on your own is great fun! In about an hour i will get all rowdy and get a bit fiesty with the cheeseplant on the landing :p
 
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<rolls his tights up, can I join in, can I?>

"apply false tan" really? I didn't know people still did that, isn't it a right pain, wouldn't you rather use a tanning station or whatever they're called?

I don't like to have a tan (having said that, my legs are brown still from last years Big Chill, where I got badly sun burnt, silly me fell asleep at midday for 2 hours :$)

I prefer to stay pale like a ghost heh :ghost:

<Err I've nothing else to add, tiptoe's out of thread, pulling tights up...>

Edit to add: heh 1st post reads a little like a page from Bridget Jones Diary :p
 
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Lol really Scott, i never knew you had read/watched such lit/ films being the culture vulture you are :p
 
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Well. so much for that idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had one can of stella and fell asleep on the couch. :(

It was a lovely thought anyway. :luv:

Hope your night was a bit more successfull Amelie. :thumbsup:

Although drinking and applying false tan doesn't go together very well, i learnt that lesson the hard way. ;)
 
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QUALITY NIGHT OF PAMPERING MATE THAT SOUNDS SOOOOOOOO NICCCCCCEEEEE :) I DO IT TOO WHEN I GET CHANCE AND YOU DONT NEED A MAN JUST BUY A RAMPANT RABBIT THERE GRRRRRRRRRRREAT ;) LOADS OF MY FRIENDS AT WORK HAVE ONE AND TOLD ME ABOUT IT. YOU WILL FIND THEM IN ANNE SUMMERS IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
TRUST ME YOU'LL BE A HAPPY OLD SPINSTER SMELLIN OF CAT PISS :thumbsup:
 
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Errr it was for research, yeah that's it. :$

Book was much better than the film, had to be said, don't get me started on trashy books I've read a lot of them, best one I can think of is by two authors, Josie Lloyd & Emlyn Rees, first one was ace 'Come Together' as it's written in both perspectives (what she's thinking & what he's thinking) marvelous stuff, the sequel 'Come* Again' was "ok" nowt spesh like..

* Different spelling, no need to be rude dear

Anyway quick someone say something macho so I can escape quickly...
 
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emmab said:
TRUST ME YOU'LL BE A HAPPY OLD SPINSTER SMELLIN OF CAT PISS :thumbsup:
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Best line I've read on here in a while, well done.

Thought of consulting the maker of that 'toy' to see if they'll maybe use it for promotional purposes? heh :rofl:
 
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Lol trust me emmab, for my 18th i recived a present from a few good female freinds which meant that men are pretty much superfluous ;)
 
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Amelie said:
I am sure you will appreciate how ace tonight is for me.

I have (as from 7.30 after i have gone and put my grandma to bed) feck all to do, and i really mean nothing. The house is completly spotless, so no angry ironing pile giving me grief everytime i walk past it to go to the loo, the dinner dish's are done, the floor mopped. I have a selection of dvd's but instead i am just going to spend the night doing female things and getting sloshed whilst listening to some exellent music :)

Here is the itinerary:

7.30 have a tequilla slammer to start the evening, make a large jug of margarita and chuck it in the fridge, run a bath.

7.45 get in (clean lol) bath with margarita and trashy magazines (thinking now, heat, new, enquirer that kind of shite).

8.30 apply face mask, and wax (long overdue) bikini line- quickly downing a few shots to numb pain, apply false tan.

9.30 more mararita's and nail painting escapade.

10.00 A shot of tequlia, select a few tracks and decide as ever to make an exellent compliation for the car.

11.00 more tequila, give up on compliation as no cd's are in the bastard cases and concentrate on getting hammered. Give up on 29 year diet and raid fridge.

12.00 (who am i kidding lol) stagger to bed and climb into lovely fresh sheets.


And get this! I dont have to get up at all in the morning, well not till dinner as the dog is with his dad for the night!


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :thumbsup:

So whats your idea of a great night in all by yourself? :)
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you girls are weird
 


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