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woody
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did u know that a sneeze creates so much pressure in your head that if you're eyes didnt shut automatically you're eyeballs would pop outjennyfromthebloc said:a sneeze is apparently one 16th of an orgasm. if it were, surely people wit hayfever are horny buggers!
and that when ejaculating:$ sperm travels at a speed equivalent of a car an old mini size doing 800 mph
feck knows where i read this stuff, or even remember it lol
woody
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woody
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Speaking of orgasms who do you think has the best, the man or the woman ?
I know Ive had a couple of seriously fruity little numbers that have sent my whole body feeling like the sound on the telly when the program finishes that grey specled sound, but its a feeling and its really strong, nearly knocked me out when I got that, its a bit like sniffing gas.
Anyway Ive only ever felt that feeling twice like out of hundreds of thousands of orgasms but there really strong muther fuckers and Id love to know why some are a lot stronger than others.
Ive also worked out, if you have less than 2 wanks a day, when you have sex when you go to bed its a lot stronger.
And if you meet a bird for your first date, knock one off in the shower before going out with her cause when its the end of the night and your well its easier to last
I know Ive had a couple of seriously fruity little numbers that have sent my whole body feeling like the sound on the telly when the program finishes that grey specled sound, but its a feeling and its really strong, nearly knocked me out when I got that, its a bit like sniffing gas.
Anyway Ive only ever felt that feeling twice like out of hundreds of thousands of orgasms but there really strong muther fuckers and Id love to know why some are a lot stronger than others.
Ive also worked out, if you have less than 2 wanks a day, when you have sex when you go to bed its a lot stronger.
And if you meet a bird for your first date, knock one off in the shower before going out with her cause when its the end of the night and your
well its easier to last woody
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i think girls would surely be better, i mean you (cam) could probably knock one off in say 45 seconds... where as a girl... i challenge u to find one who cums that quick. surely all the build up not to mention the noise lol is more worthwhile for a laydeecam said:
isnt that called " not going out with a loaded weapon" ..something about marycam said:And if you meet a bird for your first date, knock one off in the shower before going out with her cause when its the end of the night and your
i'm sure was the filmwoody said:i think girls would surely be better, i mean you (cam) could probably knock one off in say 45 seconds... where as a girl... i challenge u to find one who cums that quick. surely all the build up not to mention the noise lol is more worthwhile for a laydee
isnt that called " not going out with a loaded weapon" ..something about mary
Yes it was but dos"nt he get caught by the parents..?lol
woody said:i think girls would surely be better, i mean you (cam) could probably knock one off in say 45 seconds... where as a girl... i challenge u to find one who cums that quick. surely all the build up not to mention the noise lol is more worthwhile for a laydee
LOL! its different every time, we can cum in 45 seconds, 45 mins, or if were
it could be 45 hours b4 we even get close...same as u boys really. just depends how good the bloke is...luckily eddy knows how 2 use it...lol (gimme the tenner 4 that later ed )woody said:isnt that called " not going out with a loaded weapon" ..something about mary
yeah but he also said you're nervous cause you've got the baby batter on the brain hilarious.
jennifromthebloc said:
that would suggest they have a lot of fun (which isn't true) I hate havin hayfever. But bein horny well thats a whole different story.
Miss C said:
Anyway u PMSL! its the sharpest tool in the box not the brightest match in the box LOLOLOLOL!
Aww bless
