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sirius

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LOL. "Is there an instruction manual to go with that thing?" :rofl:


lol at 'baby batter' Id forgot about that one :). hahah.



I must be mega disciplined, I never knock one off twice a day, barely twice a week! lol. Ofcourse, if youre partnered up its a different ballgame. lol.



Orgasms? Arent they the little living microbe things? :$ lol. j/k



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Liquid E said:
Anyway u PMSL! its the sharpest tool in the box not the brightest match in the box LOLOLOLOL!

Aww bless :love: :love: :love:
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u fanny you can use loads of different objects for that phrase....brightest crayon in the pack etc..my teacher uses that. lol
 
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Yeah but you shouldnt merge them like the sharpest crayon in the drawer, or brightest knife in the box :rofl:
 
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Miss C said:
u fanny you can use loads of different objects for that phrase....brightest crayon in the pack etc..my teacher uses that. lol
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'u fanny' :D lolol Anyone seen that scene from 'The Office' where the big bloke Keith who works in Accounts is eating his scotch egg having a conversation about the word 'Fanny' and how it has a different meaning in the USA to the UK... :D Funny as.

'A wave short of an Ocean' 'Sandwich short of a picnic' etc etc

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'He hasn't got all his dogs on one lead' are me personal faves! :D

ANyway, orgasms for you ladies are spose to be 10x what they are for us blokes though apparently....
 
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woody said:
i think girls would surely be better, i mean you (cam) could probably knock one off in say 45 seconds... where as a girl... i challenge u to find one who cums that quick. surely all the build up not to mention the noise lol is more worthwhile for a laydee:eyebrow:
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Peice of piss, Ive had bird cum un under 1 minute before, its all todo with the amount of teasing before touching the clit ;)

Im just a sex god though you cant all go my standards :p
 
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woody said:
*cough cough* we got a faker... lol :p
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LMAO thats well funny i faked a few times just to get it finished u know when

ur not in the mood not wit my lee tho he knows how 2 get me :p
 
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I faked an orgasm once when I just couldnt be arsed to continue, you know when its just not going to happened and you can tell once the birds finished they dont wana continue for another 20 or 30 mins whilst you keep at it, so ya just pretend, I reckon they know like cause they dont get no dribbles on the bedroom floor but who gives a fuck anyway
 
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Everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where I'm at...
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do you know why 9 outta 10 women come easily using these fingers ?

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...... coz they're mine baby :eyebrow: :gigolo:
 
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cam said:
I faked an orgasm once when I just couldnt be arsed to continue, you know when its just not going to happened and you can tell once the birds finished they dont wana continue for another 20 or 30 mins whilst you keep at it, so ya just pretend, I reckon they know like cause they dont get no dribbles on the bedroom floor but who gives a fuck anyway
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bit early in the day for wet patch comments innit ? :eek: :eek: Does this mean you are promoting unprotected sex? Is this the reason there are so many kids born north of watford? oooohhh controversal. Sorry it just pisses me off thats its still illegal to advertise condoms on national television :( :( :(
 
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ebay guru said:
bit early in the day for wet patch comments innit ? :eek: :eek: Does this mean you are promoting unprotected sex? Is this the reason there are so many kids born north of watford? oooohhh controversal. Sorry it just pisses me off thats its still illegal to advertise condoms on national television :( :( :(
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Not so much as promoting it, but have to say, protected sex is shit compared to unprotected
 


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