Just a quick one:
WARNING
Whatever you do, DO NOT let Milenko loose at a bowling alley. :|
Honestly, I went bowling with a place I was working at the time, (I didn't bowl, just drank
) and Mel decided in his drunken state to grab someones bowling ball and run full length of the bowling alley, stand about 2 foot away from the pins, throw the ball and then proceed to jump around afterwards like he had scored the winner in the World Cup final.
Honestly, I'm not joking either.
AND to top it all off, the security came over to ME to tell him to calm down. :|
So, no matter how much he pleads and begs to join, for your sake and the sake, health and sanity of people around you, don't let him join! 
Mel, when are we going bowling again?!
