Please help??? I have got 1 of my Testicles stuck in a 7 up bottle.. Any ideas?? Please make it fast,Yours hopefully Ben.
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Knock a few out matey... your balls should shrink enough to come out on their own. 
Save the results and you could make a few bob at the sperm clinic... happy faces all around 
Save the results and you could make a few bob at the sperm clinic... happy faces all around MizzDeedz said:if there is still pop in the bottle then jump up n down frantically until the pop builds up a lot of fizz gas and your plums should be propelled right out just like outta a cannon
Tried this and i thought it would work but intsead it acted as a vaccum and now i'm in deep..
Benny-Digital said:
errrrrr no, lol:S
Benny-Digital said:Tried this and i thought it would work but intsead it acted as a vaccum and now i'm in deep..
oh well there is only one thing for it - amputation hunny its the only way
or cut (carefully!!) the end off the bottle - drain out the liquid and carefully cut a slit in it and peel away the bottle a bit like opening a banana
MizzDeedz said:errrrrr no, lol:S
oh well there is only one thing for it - amputation hunny its the only way
or cut (carefully!!) the end off the bottle - drain out the liquid and carefully cut a slit in it and peel away the bottle a bit like opening a banana
Lol u sound like u have done this b4 mizz..
Nah, did none of you study biology at school? If you make the external temp less then, hmnn i thnk its about 32 (?) Then they will retract to keep the sperm happy and healthy. Get yourself, and the bottle into an ice cold bath. Bingo! Gonad will shrink back and loosen itself from the offending (yet at one time obv seductive) bottle.
Take a pic tho first eh Benny, i am bizarrly aroused/curious in equal measures.
Take a pic tho first eh Benny, i am bizarrly aroused/curious in equal measures.
Amelie said:Nah, did none of you study biology at school? If you make the external temp less then, hmnn i thnk its about 32 (?) Then they will retract to keep the sperm happy and healthy. Get yourself, and the bottle into an ice cold bath. Bingo! Gonad will shrink back and loosen itself from the offending (yet at one time obv seductive) bottle.
Take a pic tho first eh Benny, i am bizarrly aroused/curious in equal measures.
Ha ha ha ha..
each to his own & all that, but I don't honestly see how this could happen...
I mean loneliness & me, we're on first name terms... (we've all been there innit), and in those dark moments of extreme despair & arousal i've had the urge to stick me knob in a few unlikely places... you know... 7-Up bottles... the hose on the hoover... Geri Halliwell... but these urges never involved me actual gonads... i mean, were you trying to get both knob & gonads into the same bottle, for some kind of gravity/green glass arousal effect? or was yer hand shaking so much at the time that yer bellend-aim was off & you ended up trapping a 'nad by mistake?
I have to say it all sounds highly implausible to me... a bit like them stories you hear about people checking into casualty...
"well you see I was just stepping out of the shower and the bathmat was in the wash and we've got floortiles and it was slippy & i just couldn't see properly cos of the steam. anyway, I felt myself falling & next thing I knew I woke up on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with a big bump on the head and a cheesegrater, standard lamp & belt sander up my arse... oh how we laughed the wife and I..." etc.
I mean loneliness & me, we're on first name terms... (we've all been there innit), and in those dark moments of extreme despair & arousal i've had the urge to stick me knob in a few unlikely places... you know... 7-Up bottles... the hose on the hoover... Geri Halliwell... but these urges never involved me actual gonads... i mean, were you trying to get both knob & gonads into the same bottle, for some kind of gravity/green glass arousal effect? or was yer hand shaking so much at the time that yer bellend-aim was off & you ended up trapping a 'nad by mistake?
I have to say it all sounds highly implausible to me... a bit like them stories you hear about people checking into casualty...
"well you see I was just stepping out of the shower and the bathmat was in the wash and we've got floortiles and it was slippy & i just couldn't see properly cos of the steam. anyway, I felt myself falling & next thing I knew I woke up on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with a big bump on the head and a cheesegrater, standard lamp & belt sander up my arse... oh how we laughed the wife and I..." etc.
