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<blockquote data-quote="Elev8/Levit8" data-source="post: 533306" data-attributes="member: 5744"><p>each to his own & all that, but I don't honestly see how this could happen...</p><p>I mean loneliness & me, we're on first name terms... (we've all been there innit), and in those dark moments of extreme despair & arousal i've had the urge to stick me knob in a few unlikely places... you know... 7-Up bottles... the hose on the hoover... Geri Halliwell... but these urges never involved me actual gonads... i mean, were you trying to get both knob & gonads into the same bottle, for some kind of gravity/green glass arousal effect? or was yer hand shaking so much at the time that yer bellend-aim was off & you ended up trapping a 'nad by mistake?</p><p></p><p>I have to say it all sounds highly implausible to me... a bit like them stories you hear about people checking into casualty...</p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"well you see I was just stepping out of the shower and the bathmat was in the wash and we've got floortiles and it was slippy & i just couldn't see properly cos of the steam. anyway, I felt myself falling & next thing I knew I woke up on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with a big bump on the head and a cheesegrater, standard lamp & belt sander up my arse... oh how we laughed the wife and I..." etc.</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Elev8/Levit8, post: 533306, member: 5744"] each to his own & all that, but I don't honestly see how this could happen... I mean loneliness & me, we're on first name terms... (we've all been there innit), and in those dark moments of extreme despair & arousal i've had the urge to stick me knob in a few unlikely places... you know... 7-Up bottles... the hose on the hoover... Geri Halliwell... but these urges never involved me actual gonads... i mean, were you trying to get both knob & gonads into the same bottle, for some kind of gravity/green glass arousal effect? or was yer hand shaking so much at the time that yer bellend-aim was off & you ended up trapping a 'nad by mistake? I have to say it all sounds highly implausible to me... a bit like them stories you hear about people checking into casualty... [I] "well you see I was just stepping out of the shower and the bathmat was in the wash and we've got floortiles and it was slippy & i just couldn't see properly cos of the steam. anyway, I felt myself falling & next thing I knew I woke up on the bathroom floor in a pool of blood with a big bump on the head and a cheesegrater, standard lamp & belt sander up my arse... oh how we laughed the wife and I..." etc.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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