Pants

[Jiglo]

Quite simple really, take any quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, or whatever then change one of its words to 'pants'. Such as ... 'Get your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty apes!'

Right i'll start.

I love the smell of pants in the morning

 

[Benny-Digital]

'You wanna play rough? ok, say hello to my little pants'

 

[Jiglo]

Hahahaha

Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your pants for... 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes.

 

[Northern Star]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his PANTS with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

 

[Jiglo]

Space: The final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
Its 5 year mission
To explore strange new pants
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before

 

[Benny-Digital]

Nobody leaves pants in a corner!

 

[sevenuk]

I think pants in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves pants.
Billy Joel

(music!)

 

[Jiglo]

You take the blue pants - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pants - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.