ok everyone this weekend here is a mission. right go out and get a tenner bottle of smirnoff vodka (the one thats less than a litre but more than a half bottle)
and buy a chocolate orange and all (a normal one not one of them dark chocolate ones that ming)
right and geta cheese grater.
now get ay chocolate orange and grate it all onto a plate - the finer the better
when its all done empty a little bit of vodka out of the bottle jus so there is enough room to fit ya bits of chocolate orange in there
put all ya bits of choccy orange in ya bottle of vodka and when ya done tighten the top of the bottle dead tight (might be a idea to tape it up and all jus so its safe as ferk)
right now heres the twist ya see....
put the bottle of vodka in ya dishwasher (ohi forgot to say u need a dishwasher lol if u aint got one. buy one when buying the other ingredients lol)
put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher and put it sideways so it can roll about loads while its doin the doo
now set ya dish washer off on a session. if its got a heat thingie on it put it to the max. if not a standard one shud do the trick
leave it and wait........
when its dont you will have a bottle of chocolate orange vodka - that is not only scrummy as hell it also blows ya face off

and buy a chocolate orange and all (a normal one not one of them dark chocolate ones that ming)
right and geta cheese grater.
now get ay chocolate orange and grate it all onto a plate - the finer the better
when its all done empty a little bit of vodka out of the bottle jus so there is enough room to fit ya bits of chocolate orange in there
put all ya bits of choccy orange in ya bottle of vodka and when ya done tighten the top of the bottle dead tight (might be a idea to tape it up and all jus so its safe as ferk)
right now heres the twist ya see....
put the bottle of vodka in ya dishwasher (ohi forgot to say u need a dishwasher lol if u aint got one. buy one when buying the other ingredients lol)
put it on the top shelf of the dishwasher and put it sideways so it can roll about loads while its doin the doo
now set ya dish washer off on a session. if its got a heat thingie on it put it to the max. if not a standard one shud do the trick
leave it and wait........
when its dont you will have a bottle of chocolate orange vodka - that is not only scrummy as hell it also blows ya face off




