Prostitute yourself for Jimmy

[Jimmy]

For long winded history c

http://209.151.69.242/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9233

N e ways

After another dodgy Friday night I've decided there are only 2 wayz of gettin get shut of her:

1. Method 1 (preferable)

To prove a complete lack of interest in the bi*ch I need someone else to Av' it large with in the back garden. I have asked the local priest to bless the ground so in the eyes o the lord its hokey kokey and it doesn't class as an affair for all u taken women out there cos Paul the Priest says he does a lot of 'Get me out of the S**t cos the little head ruled the big head type blessings'

2. Method 2 (as a last resort)

I'll toddle off 2 the fancy dress shop and get a widow twanky outfit. I'll plead with MJaxx to dress up n as the sexy twanks n rush in '(in front of her) with all the passion of Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music.

Hopefully she'll think I'm ever incredibly lucky to have such an attentive woman or I'm fekin mad.

Please help Jimmy in his time of great need.






in front of her !

now I know that only a few people know me and most of you live dawn south but I'm sure they'd vouch for my integrity

 

[Joker Jen]

U don't ask much do u!!! Why don't u try spencer place in leeds cos I'm sure the noice young/old ladies that frequent there wud help u out 4 a fee!!

 

[Tonksi]

Or............invite someone down to flirt with her so the bunny boiler angle is taken from u to the other person who 'unfortunately' lives far far away......
PS yeah go on then Il do it

 

[Jimmy]

U don't ask much do u!!! Why don't u try spencer place in leeds cos I'm sure the noice young/old ladies that frequent there wud help u out 4 a fee!!

Spencer placee oooooooooooohhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Can't afford the travel costs plus would need me car fumigating and me little fella in quarantine for a bit

 

[Joker Jen]

Or............invite someone down to flirt with her so the bunny boiler angle is taken from u to the other person who 'unfortunately' lives far far away......
PS yeah go on then Il do it

I can see a tinksi moment comin on!!

 

[Joker Jen]

Spencer placee oooooooooooohhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Can't afford the travel costs plus would need me car fumigating and me little fella in quarantine for a bit

Ah well twas only an idea 2 help u out with ur quest

 

[fugjostle]

yeah mate... I agree with Skippy and Butty. Get in there and get some hot backdoor action going on


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[fugjostle]

Your problem is solved... I've just got myself a green lycra body suit. I'll be round tonight with the Dominator 2000 XL with fist attachment and my Rick Astley album. That should keep her away from you

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[Jimmy]

don't do it fug she'll probably enjoyit then you will be faced wih having to be normal to get shut of the b**h.

It's al been a bit quiet this week, hopefully she's been out tempting small boys into her car with "dairy lee" after the advert otherwise she's plotting summat n in the words of 'high on hope' I'm disturbed. but there agin if nowt happened to me I'd be a really boring chappie n not post irrelevant bullshit in a vain attempt at getting some help in a masochistic (?) typ iof way knowing how you lot often respond.

I'm drifting into deeper codshite so will go home now n hide under the bed ..,.......

 

[fugjostle]

Does she want to kill you or love you? Or Both

Tell her that your in a relationship but she call blow you off cause technically thats not cheating

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