Pukka

[Dj M Jaxx]

Anyone hate Jamie Oliver ???? Not as much as I do

Not that i am bitter or nowt

 

[The Frog Meister]

 

[Tonksi]

LMFAO!!!!!!!
Now thats good photo manipulation buoy!!
Well funny!!

 

[butty]

n thrice


- nuff said

 

[Joker Jen]

I'll have 2 wait till I get home 2 view

 

[sweet sensation]

Wheres that smilie ???? I love it, wanted a laughing one to use tons of times !!!

Oh, just to put a different slant on it - (and before you say anything, no I dont fancy him, ughhhh....) but imagine what he could do with that tongue............. You could put a bag over his head and just have a hole for his tongue to come through !!!

Sweet xx

 

[Tonksi]

You could put a bag over his head and just have a hole for his tongue to come through !!!

MUhahahahahaha

Introducin Sweets Gimp....TONGUE BOY!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

You could put a bag over his head and

Sweet xx

Beat it with a pork hammer untill he is tender

place him in a nice coconut, ginger, lemongrass & kaffia lime marinade

let him sit in pain over night in a cold place

Wack him in the oven 200c/ gas mark 4 for 20 minutes

Serve him with basmati rice and won tons

VWALA ---

TASTY THAI TOUNGE ALA JAMIE


PUKKA

 

[The Frog Meister]

Wheres that smilie ???? I love it, wanted a laughing one to use tons of times !!!

Oh, just to put a different slant on it - (and before you say anything, no I dont fancy him, ughhhh....) but imagine what he could do with that tongue............. You could put a bag over his head and just have a hole for his tongue to come through !!!

Sweet xx

The smiley is the "rofl" one

I think that I am not goign to say a word about the tongue thing!!!! I'm only going to get slapped!

 

[princesswarrior]

Hello M Jaxx Like the new sig Just wondering then I take it you do not like J Oliver. He does tend to get everywhere. xx

 

[Tonksi]

LMAO@Jaxxers!!

hahah top recipe that m8 i take it that u will be servin it up to a hungry posse of cannibals...i.e The Leatherface family,USA..Texas chainsaw massacre Avenue...Texas

 

[Shooms]

Hee hee - nice one M Jaxx


Oooooh Jamie Oliver - that smug mockney twat makes my blood boil

If I only had one day to live & only one bottle to use I would track him down on his stoopid scooter & would rip him a new rubber lipped mouth....... errrm - not normally this psychotic - honest

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Hee hee - nice one M Jaxx


Oooooh Jamie Oliver - that smug mockney twat makes my blood boil

If I only had one day to live & only one bottle to use I would track him down on his stoopid scooter & would rip him a new rubber lipped mouth....... errrm - not normally this psychotic - honest

LMFMAO @ Shoomie, you is a nutter, but I see where your coming from fella

You get the baseball bat, and bring the van round from the back

M Jaxx

 

[Tonksi]

not normally this psychotic - honest

LOL!!
Portsmouth Psycho comin atcha!!:|

 

[Joker Jen]

PMSL

 

[Tonksi]

In a narrator stylee....
'Mild mannered Shooms from Portsmouth way ,he may look harmless and kind ,but when exposed to shroom rays and exposed to Jamie Oliver on the TV(or radio even) he becomes....The Incredible Shulk!!!!'

On a lone mission to kill the man who cursed him with superhuman strength and a penchant for snickers bars...Jamie Oliver!!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

In a narrator stylee....
'Mild mannered Shooms from Portsmouth way ,he may look harmless and kind ,but when exposed to shroom rays and exposed to Jamie Oliver on the TV(or radio even) he becomes....The Incredible Shulk!!!!'

Jamie ya fecker, get back here you long tounge losser RRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

Oh my god I saw a big green thing outside of sainsburys!!!!

 

[Tonksi]

LMAO!!!
The Incredible Shulk sez.....
'JAMIE...I WILL CRUSH UR SKULL LIKE A SAINSBURYS CREAM CAKE!!!!'

I DO NOT LIKE U,U SMELL OF WEE AND U HAVE AN ANNOYING TONGUE ,I WILL CRUSH U LIKE STU CRUSHES GRAPES'!!

FEEL MY WRATH COOKERY BOY!!! GRRRRRR



PS Anyone like Ren N Stimpy?? (tangent post)

 

[Shooms]

LMFAO !!!! Love it - the incredilble shulk.....!!

"Oliver - don't make me angry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry !"

LOL- actually at this moment in time I'm more like the Incredible Bulk - too many Marathons (I refuse to call them Snickers) - need to go on a chazz plan diet

In the words of Cartman "Beefcake !!! Beefcake !!!"