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the queue to see the queen mum has snaked its way past my offices in blackfriars. its a 8 hour wait from here till u get to see the old dear.

still, it'll be worth it: what other chance are you going to get to seee the queen mum's box????
 
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u think thats sick??

isaw an ad in the paper today. it read:

FOR SALE: Second hand wheelchair and unopened easter egg. Contact Liz or Phil at Buckinghma palace.
 
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now this really is a case of bringing the mountain to mohammed..

stick some wheels on the box, then give it a push...everyone in the queue could push it on a bit, you know conveyer belt stylee, and within 1/2 an hour ( top speed of 16 mph or the wheels will fall off) everyones seen her and paid their respects.

sorted innit.
 
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Tonksi said:
LOL!!!
Oh My God Im goin to hell!!!
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ha ha ha ha
devil.GIF


O Shit !!!!! :eek: :eek:
 
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Tonksi said:

Heh...Nah ur goin to hell central im just gonna hang on the fringe of hell...I merely larfed at u all...i never for once made a crude joke:p
Lucifer i hope yer listenin to this!!!
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He's sittin on me shoulder right now whisperin wicked ideas in2 me head!!!:axe: :axe: :axe: :crazy: :crazy: :eek:

Oh no he's seen ur post n u ain't hangin on the fringe u've got a VIP pass in!!!:p :p :p :p :p :p
 
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Re: In a similar vein

Shoomster said:
........The queen mother goes to heaven and sees Di wearing a halo. So she goes to God and says 'I want a halo like that one. Why can't I have a halo like that one ?' God replies........'that's not a halo that's a steering wheel !!!!!!!!!!

Room for one more going down to hell ??
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I guess they dont make plastic ones :$ :$
 
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Ok hit had to come some time

I am going to get so many hate PMs for this one but........ hey, what the feck

:$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$

Bad news comes in threes...

First Princess Margaret,
then the Queen Mum,
now the gin companies announce profit warnings


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What kind of music will be played at Queen Mum's funeral?

Hip-Op


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Hey Princess Margarette's fire pyre's still burning...

Think they'll get a group rate for the cremations?


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So the Queen was quite fond of gin...

I guess now she'll have to get use to bier


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Songs rewritten for the Queen Mum:

Abba: Decomposing Queen



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What does the Queen Mum and Jim Davidson have in common ?

They both fuck up saturday night television!



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What does Princess Diana and the Queen Mother have in common?

They both died at 101.


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What's does the Queen Mother and Jesus have in common ?

They're both dying for Easter.


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What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore?

Three days!


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Why is the Queen Mother still wearing her blue hat with veil ?

To stop the flies from settling on her face !!!


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What is really sweet and you get in a box for easter?

The queen mum


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FOR SALE

1 zimmer frame, unused
1 walking stick, reasonable condition
1 pair of binoculars and signed copy of the racing post
1 case of gin

Contact.........Liz at Buck house


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What is Princess Margaret getting for Easter?

The Queen Mother


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Q: What's the difference between the British Royal Family of 2000 and the British Royal Family now?

A: Two less drunks.


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The Queen Mother lived to the age of 101.

I guess that proves alcohol is a preservative.


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Warning! Recycled Joke!

St. Peter to the Grim Reaper

"I said Queen Latifah! Are you blind?"
 
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Tonksi said:

Naaaaah im a good little boy me honest.....until i drink/smoke etc
PS Id just like to apologise in advance for my behaviour over the weekend:p ;)
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ROTFPMSL u a gud boy until optional stimulants who u tryin 2 kid!!!:p :p :p :p

Lucifer is rubbin his hands with glee n sayes he wants 2 come down n all!!!

j/j m8!!!

btw Jaxx ur next on2 tonks on his vip list with em jokes!!!

j/j btw!!!
 
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hektik

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just seen the end of the queue not lettign in any more people lots of people walking away dissappointed the sad feckers....
 


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