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<blockquote data-quote="Dj M Jaxx" data-source="post: 46819" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>Ok hit had to come some time </p><p></p><p>I am going to get so many hate PMs for this one but........ hey, what the feck</p><p></p><p>:$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ </p><p></p><p>Bad news comes in threes...</p><p></p><p>First Princess Margaret, </p><p>then the Queen Mum, </p><p>now the gin companies announce profit warnings</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What kind of music will be played at Queen Mum's funeral?</p><p></p><p>Hip-Op</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Hey Princess Margarette's fire pyre's still burning...</p><p></p><p>Think they'll get a group rate for the cremations?</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>So the Queen was quite fond of gin...</p><p></p><p>I guess now she'll have to get use to bier</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Songs rewritten for the Queen Mum:</p><p></p><p>Abba: Decomposing Queen</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What does the Queen Mum and Jim Davidson have in common ?</p><p></p><p>They both fuck up saturday night television! </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What does Princess Diana and the Queen Mother have in common?</p><p></p><p>They both died at 101.</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What's does the Queen Mother and Jesus have in common ?</p><p></p><p>They're both dying for Easter.</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore?</p><p></p><p>Three days!</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why is the Queen Mother still wearing her blue hat with veil ?</p><p></p><p>To stop the flies from settling on her face !!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What is really sweet and you get in a box for easter?</p><p></p><p>The queen mum</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>FOR SALE</p><p></p><p>1 zimmer frame, unused </p><p>1 walking stick, reasonable condition </p><p>1 pair of binoculars and signed copy of the racing post </p><p>1 case of gin </p><p></p><p>Contact.........Liz at Buck house</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What is Princess Margaret getting for Easter?</p><p></p><p>The Queen Mother</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between the British Royal Family of 2000 and the British Royal Family now?</p><p></p><p>A: Two less drunks.</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>The Queen Mother lived to the age of 101.</p><p></p><p>I guess that proves alcohol is a preservative.</p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Warning! Recycled Joke!</p><p></p><p>St. Peter to the Grim Reaper</p><p></p><p>"I said Queen Latifah! Are you blind?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dj M Jaxx, post: 46819, member: 152"] Ok hit had to come some time I am going to get so many hate PMs for this one but........ hey, what the feck :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ Bad news comes in threes... First Princess Margaret, then the Queen Mum, now the gin companies announce profit warnings -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What kind of music will be played at Queen Mum's funeral? Hip-Op -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Princess Margarette's fire pyre's still burning... Think they'll get a group rate for the cremations? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the Queen was quite fond of gin... I guess now she'll have to get use to bier -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Songs rewritten for the Queen Mum: Abba: Decomposing Queen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does the Queen Mum and Jim Davidson have in common ? They both fuck up saturday night television! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Princess Diana and the Queen Mother have in common? They both died at 101. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's does the Queen Mother and Jesus have in common ? They're both dying for Easter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between the Queen Mum and Dudley Moore? Three days! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the Queen Mother still wearing her blue hat with veil ? To stop the flies from settling on her face !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is really sweet and you get in a box for easter? The queen mum -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FOR SALE 1 zimmer frame, unused 1 walking stick, reasonable condition 1 pair of binoculars and signed copy of the racing post 1 case of gin Contact.........Liz at Buck house -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is Princess Margaret getting for Easter? The Queen Mother -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between the British Royal Family of 2000 and the British Royal Family now? A: Two less drunks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Queen Mother lived to the age of 101. I guess that proves alcohol is a preservative. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning! Recycled Joke! St. Peter to the Grim Reaper "I said Queen Latifah! Are you blind?" [/QUOTE]
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