Rare F*c*ed Night

[pacman]

In short, went to me mates 21st, got hammered and then as most of the piss heads decided they wanted bed at the end of the night decided that me and one of me mates who was off it too would go back to mine, put some choons on and get more sweded.

As I got to the front door I could hear that the woman who I live with (Who owns the house and is pleaseant but a bit straight laced andlacking on the humour front) was up with her mate with tunes on. I though, 'ha ha, I'll have a bit of fun here' anyway would never have thought that without going into detail within 10 mins they were confessing to be ahem, wrecked in the same style lol and mayhem ensued.

Next thing I knwo shes pinning me down on the stairs, me heads f*cked and her mates gone to bed because I decided to give her my theory on why circles are the outcast of the shape world and various other codshite.

Anyway, When I managed to come up for air I got into the kitchen where a couple of me mates were. Amanda (the house woman) announced that she was judging us in 'erotic dancing' (WTF) and proceeded to do some sort of pole dancing limbo up each of us in turn - basically acting out a classic moment for future piss takes!!!

Very very odd - No matter how straight laced people seem theres a good chance they are not right in the head lol.

 

[pacman]

Hmm, maybe this should be in reviews, maybe it should be in the recycle bin.

Who knows???? Im getting me coat (far too confused pacman losing sight of reality)

 

[sirius]

what is it with u and nutters m8! .


Its the quiet ones u gotta watch, trust me.

Sirius "The Quiet".

 

[pacman]

what is it with u and nutters m8! .


Its the quiet ones u gotta watch, trust me.

Sirius "The Quiet".

LOL ! !

God knows mate, Surely the amount of nutter experiences Ive had is alot more than the average!!! Its getting beyone a joke now!!!

 

[digthemusic]

originally posted by pacman
In short, went to me mates 21st, got hammered and then as most of the piss heads decided they wanted bed at the end of the night decided that me and one of me mates who was off it too would go back to mine, put some choons on and get more sweded.

As I got to the front door I could hear that the woman who I live with (Who owns the house and is pleaseant but a bit straight laced andlacking on the humour front) was up with her mate with tunes on. I though, 'ha ha, I'll have a bit of fun here' anyway would never have thought that without going into detail within 10 mins they were confessing to be ahem, wrecked in the same style lol and mayhem ensued.

Next thing I knwo shes pinning me down on the stairs, me heads f*cked and her mates gone to bed because I decided to give her my theory on why circles are the outcast of the shape world and various other codshite.

Anyway, When I managed to come up for air I got into the kitchen where a couple of me mates were. Amanda (the house woman) announced that she was judging us in 'erotic dancing' (WTF) and proceeded to do some sort of pole dancing limbo up each of us in turn - basically acting out a classic moment for future piss takes!!!

Very very odd - No matter how straight laced people seem theres a good chance they are not right in the head lol.

Is there any spare rooms pacman m8 lololol.

digthemusic

 

[pacman]

Dont see why not mate, maybe you could be the next winner of 'Erotic Dancing' lol

I mean, what the fook was she chatting about eh!!!!! hahahaha

 

[digthemusic]

lololol

digthemusic

 

[pacman]

pmsl - Thats about right mate!!!!! Im like a loony magnet me :S

 

[digthemusic]

originally posted by pacman
Dont see why not mate, maybe you could be the next winner of 'Erotic Dancing' lol

I mean, what the fook was she chatting about eh!!!!! hahahaha

What i meant was what a way to round the night off erotic dancing with your landlady lol.

digthemusic

 

[pacman]

Innit just, ONLY between 0:00:01 and 23:59:59 on a sunday do things as odd as that occur.

 

[Fiona]

LMFAO @ pacman
would love to get inside ur head m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pacman]

Hee Hee, It would be a task worthy of only the bravest!!!!

The thing is, Im quite normal in the week (or at least I pretend to be muhahahahah)

 

[Fiona]

The thing is, Im quite normal in the week

which week was that then???
must av missed it!!!!!

 

[pacman]

Lol, a long long long time ago.

 

[Fiona]

thought as much!!!!!

 

[pacman]

I would just like to add that I used the word 'Rare' in the title not because fetting f*c*ed is rare but because the nights events were rarer than a 30 second cooked sirloin.

 

[Fiona]

aye m8, where as my night was anything but rare. got hammered and went to the garage at 2am this moring. didnt get home til just gone 4am (the garage is 5 minutes away).
but losing 2 hours of my life is nothing new - i do it all the time!!!

 

[pacman]

Ya nutter!! Hmm, what could you have been doing for 2 hours in or en route to a garage??????

I am sure, you are due MANY a rare night in the not too distant future my child.

 

[Fiona]

not got a clue m8!!!!
probably sat in the field eating grass or summet.

 

[pacman]

lol, Not the best passtime if you ont mind me saying. As long as you had fun though Fi then whatever you were doing cant be that bad ***


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