Sad disco DJ room

[Red Mancunian]

Since I got my decks and mixer a couple a months back, my back room has been transformed from my 'chillout room' to my 'Sad disco DJ room'.

Oh yes.

Complete with £8.99 Argos disco light, and a rather hip battery operated mirror ball (batteries not included).

Bowlers eat yer heart out.

Good job I've got a very understanding other half (erm, who actually bought me the aforementioned discotastic gear).

My mixes are getting so good, that a neighbour was heard to ask me the other day "Was your CD player stuck last night or what?".

Righty, so who else has got a sad disco DJ room in their house?

 

[butty]

oh go on then, i'll fess up aswell :$

got a ceiling mounted club laser here which points at a mirrorball, and a strobe aswell - both sound driven.

no smoke machine required here tho, after a few blunts it's misty enough to create the 'laser rain' effect in the air as it reflects from the mirrorball. haven't set it all off for a while tho...

what a tart eh!

:0)

lol, u bein serious bud? if so can i come up 2 urs sumtime i rekon after a few thatd b mind blowin, u shud b sellin tikkets for that shit

ive just got me decks, me speakers in me face and a dimmer switch, if i get r kid to twiddle the dimmer switch it creates a 'club like' effect but no major kit out at this end

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Welcome to club Jaxxie

The lighting system needs some work, and it only has a cappacity of three people

but im looking to be battlin the big boys of M.O.S by this time next year, for the number 1 hot spot in London

Watch this space club land UK :S

 

[turpieaj]

Club Jaxxie

Jesus son, it doesn't look safe!! Health and safety at work act!
If your full to capacity someone might end up with a nasty head injury resulting from the PC monitor falling on their barnet,due to some frantic pogo-ing!

Hope your insurance covers you for any such claim!

 

[Red Mancunian]

At least Club Jaxxie has got some decent gear.

Here's the 'Ministry of Red'...

Note the clever use of redundant surround speaker stands as "beer bottle holders", and the designer "the sun's not shining through the blinds and melting my frikkin decks", erm, sun shades, made out out packaging paper and er, sellotape.

Classy.

 

[fugjostle]

Red, Jaxx...

You guys put your decks sideways? Are you scratch masters or space paupers?

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Fug

 

[sweet sensation]

Red, Jaxx...

You guys put your decks sideways? Are you scratch masters or space paupers?

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Fug

Hee hee !! Thats what I thought when I went to Jaxxys, thought it was some trick...but its cos they dont fit the other way !!

sorry to shatter your illusions fuggy, but my parade got rained on so I just peed on yours !!

Btw Jaxxy we got 4 in last w/e and had some hands in the air action...and remember how impressed Emily was with your mixing !!

Sweet xx

 

[sweet sensation]

Doh !! Just realised that that piccy is an old skool "jaxxy" not the updated 2002 one is it ??!!

The 2002 one is smaller !! :|

Sweet xx

 

[sweet sensation]

ive just got me decks, me speakers in me face and a dimmer switch, if i get r kid to twiddle the dimmer switch it creates a 'club like' effect but no major kit out at this end

Rofl !!

That made me chuckle that did !! Had a very funny piccie of you and your 'kid' doing that !!! Can just imagine you getting on down !!

Sweet xx

 

[Red Mancunian]

Doh !! Just realised that that piccy is an old skool "jaxxy" not the updated 2002 one is it ??!!

The 2002 one is smaller !! :|

Sweet xx

Sweet, do you mean that Jaxxy has got smaller?

I told ya all that old school dance music was bad for ya.

fug

Mine are *spit* cdj1000's, so they a bit smaller than analogue decks.

Scratch master? Not quite. My other half sez if she hears 'fr-fr-fr-fresh' once more then I'm gonna be wishing the decks were even smaller when she rams them where the sun don't shine! :S

Mmmm... where's me copy of 'beats, breaks & scratches'?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

and remember how impressed Emily was with your mixing !!

Ar shucks :$ :$

Scratch master? Not quite. My other half sez if she hears 'fr-fr-fr-fresh' once more then I'm gonna be wishing the decks were even smaller when she rams them where the sun don't shine!

ROLF PMSL LMFAO

 

[Tonksi]

All ive got me decks on is a weird black table with legs that look like the tables gonna run off with me decks.....plus its mini mixin cause u have to kneel down:s
Tonksi's new 'deck table' fund....all major credit cards accepted....

 

[butty]

All ive got me decks on is a weird black table with legs that look like the tables gonna run off with me decks.....plus its mini mixin cause u have to kneel down:s
Tonksi's new 'deck table' fund....all major credit cards accepted....

lol uve got the perfect setup u bud - for small people or large dwarfs ud b laffin

 

[Tonksi]

lol uve got the perfect setup u bud - for small people or large dwarfs ud b laffin

Aye Bman....but I dont know many small lillypudlians or umpa lumpas...and as fer the large dwarfs...well we all know their just normal dwarves on stilts...oh what to do!! :|

 

[butty]

a ha just had a thought mate ur decks wud b perfect for my mum - yes mrs butty wud have a field day shed b rippin it up hardcore 4x4!!

when can she come down for a seshwan, she turned up at courtneys on saturday with me dad - straight up dood i nearly choked on me vinyl!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

All ive got me decks on is a weird black table with legs that look like the tables gonna run off with me decks.....plus its mini mixin cause u have to kneel down:s
Tonksi's new 'deck table' fund....all major credit cards accepted....

And my mic m8.....for that smooth 80s/spandu ballet styleee karioki sesions of ours

de de GOLD

Always belive in your so-wo-oo-le

you got the power to know

Your indistuctable-e-e-e-e-e-

Always beliving

Fuck...... I know all the lyrics......how sad is that hey :|

 

[Tonksi]

LOL@Bman n Jaxx

when can she come down for a seshwan, she turned up at courtneys on saturday with me dad - straight up dood i nearly choked on me vinyl!!

Mint!!!
Was they impressed then dood?
PS Yer mams welcome to mine anytime to rip it up on the lower than usual wheels of steel.....
PPS Jaxxers m8 can u call the Bingo numbers fer gala again there bingo callers got larangitis again

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

5 & 9...... The Brighton line ....Fiffty Nine !!!!


and in a Blackpool beach styleeee

On the red 2 & 8,.......28, on the red !!!!

and in a WMSC styleeeeee

Maggiesssss Den, .....its number ten !!!!!...... GET HER OUT !!!! ( yells the punters )



ouuuu..... dont forget your members draw for the gallon of ale:|

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

oTwo fat ladies 88!!:

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Two little ducks.........22 !!!