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Fiona

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omg!! its saturday night and we're all on here again!! dont know about ne1 else but i a sooooo bored. neone got any games we can play? i feel mischief needed to be caused. come on jen, you're the wild one, any ideas?

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Joker Jen

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Right then, u've gotta fill in the blanks with summat appropriate!!!


Hello,
I represent please mum, the ___________company in the world. We sell the_____________________products. I am pleased to be in this__________________home today. We must admit we have a________________hostess. Of all of the groups I have ever held a presentation for you are by far the ____________________. And once again I want to thank our______________hostess for inviting me into her home this
evening. I am sure by the end of the evening you will agree I am the ______________sales person you have ever met. I do hope that you have such a good time you will invite me into your______________home, so that you can receive some of our ____________clothing free. Now I will continue with our
presentation because afterwards our hostess will be serving
some___________refreshments.
 
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Fiona

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hello,
i represent please mum, the BIGGEST company in the world. We sell the CHEAPEST products. i am pleased to be in this MENTAL home today. we must admit we have a TERRIBLE hostess. all of the groups i have ever held a presentation for you are by far the WORST. i want to thank our TERRIBLE hostess bfor inviting me to her home this evening. i am sure by the end of the night you will agree i am the MOST ANNOYING sales person you have ever met.
i do hope that you have such a good time you will invite me to your MOBILE home, so that you can have some of our SECOND-HAND clothing free. now i will continue with our presentation because afterwards our hostess will be serving some ALCOHOLIC refreshments
 
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Joker Jen

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Fiona said:
hello,
i represent please mum, the BIGGEST company in the world. We sell the CHEAPEST products. i am pleased to be in this MENTAL home today. we must admit we have a TERRIBLE hostess. all of the groups i have ever held a presentation for you are by far the WORST. i want to thank our TERRIBLE hostess bfor inviting me to her home this evening. i am sure by the end of the night you will agree i am the MOST ANNOYING sales person you have ever met.
i do hope that you have such a good time you will invite me to your MOBILE home, so that you can have some of our SECOND-HAND clothing free. now i will continue with our presentation because afterwards our hostess will be serving some ALCOHOLIC refreshments
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lololololol noice 1 m8!!!!

How bout a game of word association next?????

I'll start

popcorn
 
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Fiona

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heres one for yaz.

i was walking past saint pauls, when a woman grabbed me by my ______________. she sed, hey ther u cheeky little duck, why not come to mine and have a _________. i tried to walk away but she gave my arm a ________. so i shouted "get off u ugly b*tch, id rather have a _______.
 
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i was walking past saint pauls, when a woman grabbed me by my hair. she sed, hey ther u cheeky little duck, why not come to mine and have a chocky biccie. i tried to walk away but she gave my arm a tug. so i shouted "get off u ugly b*tch, id rather have a slug.

Don't ask :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe:
 
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Biskit

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i was walking past saint pauls, when a woman grabbed me by my THROAT. she sed, hey ther u cheeky little duck, why not come to mine and have a BOILED EGG. i tried to walk away but she gave my arm a PULL AND SHOVED THE EGG UP MY AR*E. so i shouted "get off u ugly b*tch, id rather have a DONKEY THRASH ME FROM BEHIND.
 
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tj69

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kids progs,............

ive got a supervisor that just when your tryin to do
a fast one he appears out of now where.

now to you good folk in my stage of life.....
you will understand this name.....chorlton as in the wheelies

as the bas++d pops up every where...

easy...
 


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