Savaged by a dog this morning..

[Taff]

As some of you may know, i'm a postman. This morning I was savaged by a dog. As I was walking towards the front door of this house on my delivery, the woman decided to come out and greet me to collect the mail. I've always known that her dog hates me and as she came out of the house the bloody thing managed to get past her and decided to re-design my work trousers. I swear, my trousers looked like the ones Kylie Minogue wears in her new pop videos (splits right up the leg). The dog also managed to take a chunk out of my right calf. The woman, very upset by the incident asked me to come in the house to give me first aid. She then offered to sew my trousers back up.. so there I was stood in her house just in my boxers (luckily they were'nt my cream and brown y-fronts!) waiting for her to sew the trousers up. I then thought to myself.. Blimey.. if her husband walks in now, stuff what the dogs done!, I'M DEAD!!!' so I asked her for a spare pair whilst I was waiting and unbelievably she returned with a pair that fitted like a glove.. (Me recons she had been measuring me up from the start!)
Then.. another embarising disaster! I looked down only to discover that I had my favourite work socks on... complete with big hole in the toe...noooooooooooooooo!
After all this stress the woman took me to hospital for a tetinus jab....

anyway thats my 'FUN' day at work...

how was your day??

 

[The Frog Meister]

I have actually been bitten twice... Once by a coley cross and the other by a dobberman!!!!! OUCH!

 

[grad]

LOL..unlucky Taff..

went for job of a postmen once..and in the interview they asked me this..

Q. You have a letter to deliver to a house but in the garden is a big angry dog, what do you do?

I went through every answer i could think of..

leave it with next door
take it back to the depot
jump up and down to attract the houseowners attention (dunno know where i got that from)
save it for tomorrow

so come on Taff...what's the answer?

 

[Taff]

This dog that had me was a sheep dog thingy... the sneeky bleeder!! 'One Postman and his Dog'.. not!!!

the answer to the question would be to write on the letter saying 'Unable to deliver, dog at large'.. never risk it m8!!

 

[Dj Britalian]

Hey Taff,

Why not take em to court

If her dogs insured you could get a hefty sum

 

[The Frog Meister]

oh and... did they check the dog for rabbees?

They had to check the one that bit me.......... And he didn't have it thank god!¬

 

[Taff]

I woudn't take her to court cos she's quite a nice lady... mind you she won't get a second chance if it bites me again...
and as for rabies, you wouldn't be able to tell anyway cos i'm always foaming at the mouth... strange thing really...HELP!

 

[The Frog Meister]

They normaly do 3 salivar tests.... I just thought that I should point it out... it's no joking mater, it can kill you

 

[glazzy]

no way!...sorry to hear about you and the dog, bad luck, at least she did make sure you got a tetnus jab

our postman has got our dog sussed out now, he pretends to put the letters through and lets the dog jump up but wen the dog lands on the floor he flings them as fast as he can through the letterbox...he is a bit thick though cos he never lets go of the letters wen the dog gets them and then nearly gets dragged through the letterbox!

u must be double 'ard though to do that job ..hope your leg gets better

jayne x

 

[Taff]

LOL!! dragged through the letterbox...SLURP!!!

 

[Tonksi]

bad news that Taff m8,good to hear u got yer jab
Heres summa t to cheer u up.....when i was 15 n young n foolish i remember runnin into a shop(well the doorway) and a big fek off alsatian was in the doorway as it opened...well i got bit...didnt know then me m8 goes uve got a big patch of blood on yer t shirt..scary thing was it hadnt ripped me t shirt or coat:O
Needless to say i had much fun showin m8z my wound with authentic skin flappin action!!

(Me recons she had been measuring me up from the start!)

LOL 'Confessions Of A Postie' eh Taff

 

[Energyflash]

If it tries to bite you again, bite it back. Sheepdog tastes of lamb, hence their name.

 

[Tonksi]

LMAO@Energyflash

 

[Taff]

wound with authentic skin flappin action!!

LOLOL!!!

What ya m8s say to ya?? 'Stop flapping, ya whipper flapper!!!'

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

and as for rabies, you wouldn't be able to tell anyway cos i'm always foaming at the mouth... strange thing really...HELP!

LMFAO @ Taff Funny as m8

 

[Taff]

its alrite skippy m8... its only a little nip luckily, big bruise there like but i think i will live... I aint gone sick anyways... cheers for the info cos your right, the Post Office tell ya feck all...