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<blockquote data-quote="Taff" data-source="post: 37512" data-attributes="member: 46"><p>As some of you may know, i'm a postman. This morning I was savaged by a dog. As I was walking towards the front door of this house on my delivery, the woman decided to come out and greet me to collect the mail. I've always known that her dog hates me and as she came out of the house the bloody thing managed to get past her and decided to re-design my work trousers. I swear, my trousers looked like the ones Kylie Minogue wears in her new pop videos (splits right up the leg). The dog also managed to take a chunk out of my right calf. The woman, very upset by the incident asked me to come in the house to give me first aid. She then offered to sew my trousers back up.. so there I was stood in her house just in my boxers (luckily they were'nt my cream and brown y-fronts!) waiting for her to sew the trousers up. I then thought to myself.. Blimey.. if her husband walks in now, stuff what the dogs done!, I'M DEAD!!!' so I asked her for a spare pair whilst I was waiting and unbelievably she returned with a pair that fitted like a glove.. (Me recons she had been measuring me up from the start!)</p><p>Then.. another embarising disaster! I looked down only to discover that I had my favourite work socks on... complete with big hole in the toe...noooooooooooooooo!</p><p>After all this stress the woman took me to hospital for a tetinus jab....</p><p></p><p>anyway thats my 'FUN' day at work...</p><p></p><p>how was your day?? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Taff, post: 37512, member: 46"] As some of you may know, i'm a postman. This morning I was savaged by a dog. As I was walking towards the front door of this house on my delivery, the woman decided to come out and greet me to collect the mail. I've always known that her dog hates me and as she came out of the house the bloody thing managed to get past her and decided to re-design my work trousers. I swear, my trousers looked like the ones Kylie Minogue wears in her new pop videos (splits right up the leg). The dog also managed to take a chunk out of my right calf. The woman, very upset by the incident asked me to come in the house to give me first aid. She then offered to sew my trousers back up.. so there I was stood in her house just in my boxers (luckily they were'nt my cream and brown y-fronts!) waiting for her to sew the trousers up. I then thought to myself.. Blimey.. if her husband walks in now, stuff what the dogs done!, I'M DEAD!!!' so I asked her for a spare pair whilst I was waiting and unbelievably she returned with a pair that fitted like a glove.. (Me recons she had been measuring me up from the start!) Then.. another embarising disaster! I looked down only to discover that I had my favourite work socks on... complete with big hole in the toe...noooooooooooooooo! After all this stress the woman took me to hospital for a tetinus jab.... anyway thats my 'FUN' day at work... how was your day?? :axe: :axe: :axe: [/QUOTE]
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