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It took ages for my dad to finally pick me and my mum up from the palace theatre last night..........but as he was driving home i realised why, he was doin literally 25mph down upper brook st AAAAAAAGH!

It really pecks me head when ppl drive so slow and there are no speed cameras around aaaaaaagh!!!!!
 
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Can I come round and slap yer dad round the mush with a wet haddock?

I suppose he thinks he is being really safe at that speed......however he fails to notice the carnage and stress that lies in the aftermath! lol.

Dont tell me he likes to drive with his fog lights on aswell - cos that is winding me up something chronic at the mo. "yes, thankyou very much, you can see where you are going you fekwit, however Im blinded whilst you drive up the road so I cant see where he hell Im going and therefore crash into the parked cars or a pedestrian". lol.

Please dont tell me he drives at 40mph on the motorway - cos I really would have to go round and have serious words!!!!!!


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sirius said:
Can I come round and slap yer dad round the mush with a wet haddock?

I suppose he thinks he is being really safe at that speed......however he fails to notice the carnage and stress that lies in the aftermath! lol.

Dont tell me he likes to drive with his fog lights on aswell - cos that is winding me up something chronic at the mo. "yes, thankyou very much, you can see where you are going you fekwit, however Im blinded whilst you drive up the road so I cant see where he hell Im going and therefore crash into the parked cars or a pedestrian". lol.

Please dont tell me he drives at 40mph on the motorway - cos I really would have to go round and have serious words!!!!!!


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The worst part was he was driving my car!!!!!!!! bet it wondered what the feck was goin on!!!!!
 
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pauly p said:
He doesnt have a volvo does he?
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fpmsl!


If not, I can guarantee its a road tank.......erm I mean 4x4 offroader for all those tricky muddy hill climbs, fjords/rivers and other obstacles that are renouned for getting in the way on the average school run or visit to Sainsbury's!.

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GemGem said:
It took ages for my dad to finally pick me and my mum up from the palace theatre last night..........but as he was driving home i realised why, he was doin literally 25mph down upper brook st AAAAAAAGH!

It really pecks me head when ppl drive so slow and there are no speed cameras around aaaaaaagh!!!!!
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i think ur dad needs some driving lessons of me ;) ;)
 
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pauly p said:
He doesnt have a volvo does he?
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no he's got a feckin Merc?????!!!!!!!!! which he hardly ever uses he'd sooner use his van or my car.......at the mo i dont care if he uses it coz its goin soon!
 
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People who drive so slow don't realise they are just as much a danger on the road as peeps who screw it about with their foot down everywhere.

cos like Sirius said, people behind em end up doin dodgy manuooovers to get past em.
 
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nowthen said:
People who drive so slow don't realise they are just as much a danger on the road as peeps who screw it about with their foot down everywhere.

cos like Sirius said, people behind em end up doin dodgy manuooovers to get past em.
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Well its just another vicious circle then!
 
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well i`ve gotta give up my car soon as it seems only to be held together by mud.But i can`t say i`m sorry too with the amount of shite drivers on the road.
Gonna save 4 a while ,
get meself a tank and fuck everyone
So watch out everyone in the Kingston area XXXXX
 
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sirius said:
Dont tell me he likes to drive with his fog lights on aswell - cos that is winding me up something chronic at the mo. "yes, thankyou very much, you can see where you are going you fekwit, however Im blinded whilst you drive up the road so I cant see where he hell Im going and therefore crash into the parked cars or a pedestrian". lol.
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Lol, the best I saw was over Christmas when someone was driving a 4X4 at about 9.30 at night with no headlights on but the fog lamps on :eek: . I was walking and suddenly thought, fek I've gone blind only to realise it was this idiot driving straight at me. Needless to say, it was a perfectly clear night (or at least it was once my retinas had recovered from the burning sensation).
 
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he wasn't on the M62 last nite was he?? There was sum prat who decided that crossin all 3 lanes in 1 go without lookin in his mirrors was a top idea, was only cos I braked so fast & the motorway not bein busy that a serious accident was avoided!! men drivers eh :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 


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