London report:- F**king crazy. just nearly got buried going out to post some records. You can't see here its going horizontally into your face. Give me some reports from around the country
snow blizzard tastic
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woke up 2 a light dustin this am, it tried it's best 2 snow round lunchtime, it's now so cold I had 2 use wd40 2 open me fuel cap, jus waitin 4 it 2 warm up a little & then there shud b loads of the stuff!!
plenty in boro for the last couple of days and more in newcastle, moving in a southerly direction taking in OSA hotspots of wakefield, moving in a band of clouds across to manc area then down to the smoke just in time for nathan stepping out to post some records lol
me mate has been travelling back from dover to middlesbrough since 10 this monring, been on the m25 & m1 since 11am and is only to near loughborough now, hes well pissed off
me mate has been travelling back from dover to middlesbrough since 10 this monring, been on the m25 & m1 since 11am and is only to near loughborough now, hes well pissed off
Bloody weather!
I went out for a drink in my lunch and just as we were about to leave it chucked it down!!. Bloody violent snow storm!. Tigger thought it was funny that I was stressin coz I didn't have a brolly or anyhtin.
Luckily the guy from behind the bar lent me 1 but I was still a little wind swept when I got back to the office!
NuckinFuts
I went out for a drink in my lunch and just as we were about to leave it chucked it down!!. Bloody violent snow storm!. Tigger thought it was funny that I was stressin coz I didn't have a brolly or anyhtin.
Luckily the guy from behind the bar lent me 1 but I was still a little wind swept when I got back to the office!
NuckinFuts
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my room is in the loft and the window is therefore slanted and the snow jus decided to land on it and i couldnt see out of it, got up this mornin and thought it had buried us all LOL was well wierd!
couldnt get to college cause traffic was mashed up so went to the park and playe in the snow, but was tryin to make a snowman but no one would help me, so i couldnt b arsed!
LOVE SNOW!
couldnt get to college cause traffic was mashed up so went to the park and playe in the snow, but was tryin to make a snowman but no one would help me, so i couldnt b arsed!
LOVE SNOW!
Well i have not drove my car for 2 days, and when i went out to it at tea time it was all frozzen over, so i srpayed wd40 all over it. When i tried to put my key in, it wouldnt turn, and all the doors refused to open.
Naturally i thought someone had tried to break in and dammaged the locks, so i climbed in through the boot, went to tesco for some tea, and then the driver door swung open whilst i was driving! And it wouldnt shut again!
So i drove to the local garage, one hand on wheel, one on door,got into a fluster and started crying to the poor car fixing man, not just a bit of crying either, but snot and spit :$ , all the stress of my exams and essays just came out on this man, and i was shouting 'and some fucker has now broke my car' :S
Imagine my embarrassment when he simply sprayed wd40 into the locks and all the ice melted, as if by magic the car was fixed :$
Naturally i thought someone had tried to break in and dammaged the locks, so i climbed in through the boot, went to tesco for some tea, and then the driver door swung open whilst i was driving! And it wouldnt shut again!
So i drove to the local garage, one hand on wheel, one on door,got into a fluster and started crying to the poor car fixing man, not just a bit of crying either, but snot and spit :$ , all the stress of my exams and essays just came out on this man, and i was shouting 'and some fucker has now broke my car' :S
Imagine my embarrassment when he simply sprayed wd40 into the locks and all the ice melted, as if by magic the car was fixed :$
wd40 & locks got me fuel cap open when I was at the petrol station!! at least u know 4 future!!Amelie said:
we have all roads in my area as ice rinks with cars playing a kinda bowling ball game where one wheel spins then fires off and goes into another.
At 5 o'clock i left my works car park
At 6 o'clock i was just an the road outside my works
At 8.15 i had travelled 1 MILE yes 1 whole mile
i was behind a BT van that couldnt cope with the slight incline in the road and i had visions of it coming back Bowling ball style into me
i got out of the car walked up the road all i could smell was burning rubber as all cars where wheel spinning everywhere.
then went back to my car no one had moved so after 3 1/2 hours of 1 mile movement i gave up and walked the usual 10 minutes in a car home so
Leaving work at 5 pm and getting home at 9.30pm without my car was a pretty daft f**kin night if u ask me.
And theres me this afternoon saying i love snow
Maybe ive changed my mind.
At 5 o'clock i left my works car park
At 6 o'clock i was just an the road outside my works
At 8.15 i had travelled 1 MILE yes 1 whole mile
i was behind a BT van that couldnt cope with the slight incline in the road and i had visions of it coming back Bowling ball style into me
i got out of the car walked up the road all i could smell was burning rubber as all cars where wheel spinning everywhere.
then went back to my car no one had moved so after 3 1/2 hours of 1 mile movement i gave up and walked the usual 10 minutes in a car home so
Leaving work at 5 pm and getting home at 9.30pm without my car was a pretty daft f**kin night if u ask me.
And theres me this afternoon saying i love snow
Maybe ive changed my mind.
Woke up this morning to mass hysteria and media reports about the "big freeze".
Went outside and there was half an inch of snow, the sun was out and it was quite warm. Took twice as long to get to work as loads of old giffers decided it was time to get the volvo out and go for a stroll. People were swerving around on roads that HAD been gritted as if they beleived the news reports of 8 inches.
Went outside and there was half an inch of snow, the sun was out and it was quite warm. Took twice as long to get to work as loads of old giffers decided it was time to get the volvo out and go for a stroll.
People were swerving around on roads that HAD been gritted as if they beleived the news reports of 8 inches. retroandy said:
yep grand n a half by the sounds, and theres the other car 2 i have to pay for although it wasnt my fcukin fault
I dont whether to laugh or feel sorry for ya Stuart?
Ok Ill laugh. I know its a shit buzz taking that long to get home, but hey it's still funny. (altho not for you)
Weather here in Bradford - Bit of sun and bits of Ice. Ice Ice Baby!
Still fooooookin freeeeezin tho.
Ok Ill laugh. I know its a shit buzz taking that long to get home, but hey it's still funny. (altho not for you)
Weather here in Bradford - Bit of sun and bits of Ice. Ice Ice Baby!
Still fooooookin freeeeezin tho.
".....Good afternoon from Chilly Chorley, theres bugger all snow about, in fact I've had more of the white stuff up me nose than has fallen here today, although it snowed for a while yesterday. The latest report on my nipple-o-meter reads....beetween semi errect and JCB starter buttons...Brrrr!. I'll be back at 6pm with the latest update..Goodbye...."
nowthen said:
in fact I've had more of the white stuff up me nose than has fallen here today
FPMSL!!!!!!!
Liquid E said:nothin really in the mornin got BAD 2 o'clock, sacked my matallic black toyota corrola 2.30
Wa a rite weird crash that, all seemed 2 happen in slow motion, we were jst takin the piss sayin we mite crash n then we skided smacked in2 anuva car almost head on
