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<blockquote data-quote="cam" data-source="post: 137554" data-attributes="member: 923"><p><strong>Bad ass bird</strong></p><p></p><p>Well WAFC as you know i managed to pull the worst bird ever she was mingin this bird would make an onion cry!</p><p></p><p>She was partly mentaly retardrd and had this awfull twitch, which i thought was her pissed. I found out the morning after she was retarded and needed attention but not my kin but phycological kind.</p><p></p><p>she was a size 16 and sweated, constantlly even when it was only about 2 or 3 degrees, i got plastered with her for a laff coz she was great to take the piss out of coz she never understud what the fk was going on! however as i grew more plastered she did and 1 thing lead to another. I let her stay the night at my flat no problem but garath was on the couch justing in the other room so no option but to let her stay in my bed. </p><p></p><p>Told her like nothing more than just mates and tried to goto sleep, lights off 5 mins later she was grabbing me and going for it NO happened about 3 more times before i was pissed enough to decided bollocks to it, its dark i cant see her and shes half way down ill let her go for it. I did ! </p><p></p><p>I wok in the morning next to it and felt ill the cap she had been wearing all night was removed to reveal she had no hair well little hair and when she scratched her hair it fell out, she was still sweating and and now she really stunk! </p><p></p><p>Got back from work that day and found she'd left her jumper on the floor, blatent case of I forgot my jumper. So I packed me bags and left the flat that night. Never herd from the weirdo again. but that was the woldls worst bird !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cam, post: 137554, member: 923"] [b]Bad ass bird[/b] Well WAFC as you know i managed to pull the worst bird ever she was mingin this bird would make an onion cry! She was partly mentaly retardrd and had this awfull twitch, which i thought was her pissed. I found out the morning after she was retarded and needed attention but not my kin but phycological kind. she was a size 16 and sweated, constantlly even when it was only about 2 or 3 degrees, i got plastered with her for a laff coz she was great to take the piss out of coz she never understud what the fk was going on! however as i grew more plastered she did and 1 thing lead to another. I let her stay the night at my flat no problem but garath was on the couch justing in the other room so no option but to let her stay in my bed. Told her like nothing more than just mates and tried to goto sleep, lights off 5 mins later she was grabbing me and going for it NO happened about 3 more times before i was pissed enough to decided bollocks to it, its dark i cant see her and shes half way down ill let her go for it. I did ! I wok in the morning next to it and felt ill the cap she had been wearing all night was removed to reveal she had no hair well little hair and when she scratched her hair it fell out, she was still sweating and and now she really stunk! Got back from work that day and found she'd left her jumper on the floor, blatent case of I forgot my jumper. So I packed me bags and left the flat that night. Never herd from the weirdo again. but that was the woldls worst bird ! [/QUOTE]
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