/\/\(..)/\/\ Spiders

[lizer]

FEcking sick of them
One day last week we killed 5 in a 5 hour stint
The last of which fell on me birds arm from the ceiling whilst in bed

Needless to say for the next few days i had about 3 hours kip in total.
cos they aint even like spiders
Not kidding ya they are HUGE!!!!!!!

I`ve never seen anything like them in my life,since then been 1 more monster in the bath and one tonight took me 20 mins to kill bottle of squirty bleech in 1 hand and shoe in the other ( with hoover on the ready as back up)
Sly mofo hiding on the curtins made me knock me dinner all over the couch as i jumped up
Anyone else like this with them?
and any hints on gettin rid of them cos i can se another sleepless night ahead

 

[Tigger]

Watever you do don't try my trick, I had this mean looking one cornered on the fireplace (the one's you don't want to get too near to incase they jump at you or sommat ) so out came the Tenneriffe Cockroach solution - a can of Lynx and a Zippo!

Whoosh - big jet of flame envelopes the spider which then legs it (on fire) across the carpet whist I try to keep the flamethrower on it!

Unfortunately the edges of the carpet caught fire and I spent a furious few seconds jumping around like a madman trying to put the damn thing out!!

No more spiders though!!


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IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE

Playing with fire is dangerous, especially in your
front room.
Please don't try this at home - go to your neighbours
house and do it!
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[Taff]

you tight sods the lot of ya! if it wasn't for the spiders then you would be complaining about the flies... and believe me when your in a room with loads of them buzzing around your head and landing on ya trying to suck your blood dry then you would treat spiders with a lot of respect!!!

the flies!!! the flies!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

 

[Crystal]

Yeah, what is it with spiders at the moment - there really are loads of them and they are HUGE

I hate spiders.

The other beastly things that are about too are HUGE moths

I hate moths.

No good at getting rid of either of them - good at screaming and running though.

Cookie xx

 

[lizer]

I can handle moths np at all.
Its just spiders especially when they are this big.

I think whats happend is that we moved into the house about 6 month ago and we had loads of flies about the place ,big blue bottle ones,so i rekon they been gettin stoned from the smoke off me and getttin the munchies and then munching on the flies.

Man if i used a flame thrower last ngiht i would of burnt the house down or sure cos it was gettin off down teh back of them then over the top evertime it moved i sorta screamed a little and ran backwards.

Scared to go the bog now as well gotta inspect the toilet first for nasties:\

 

[pacman]

They are taking over the world AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!


I cant stand spiders or any other creep crawlies to be honest. I know its a bit a a shit thing to admit but I really do fekkin hate em.

I am just like you lizer mate!

 

[jamie_crichton]

yea i could see this working i mean let the lil bugger get back to where he's from and let him tell the tale of the 600 ft giant with a burning furnace which set u on fire.... i know i wouldnt show my 8 legs in the corner of ya house.

i remember one that was in my house it was absolutely fucking massive we think it come fom these banana boxes that we got from tesco and other spots because we were moving house. i got a sword and tried to chop it i hit its leg and the fucking thing jumped about a foot. i just run away and hoped the gashin wound from the leg was enough to slay the beast.

Watever you do don't try my trick, I had this mean looking one cornered on the fireplace (the one's you don't want to get too near to incase they jump at you or sommat ) so out came the Tenneriffe Cockroach solution - a can of Lynx and a Zippo!

Whoosh - big jet of flame envelopes the spider which then legs it (on fire) across the carpet whist I try to keep the flamethrower on it!

Unfortunately the edges of the carpet caught fire and I spent a furious few seconds jumping around like a madman trying to put the damn thing out!!

No more spiders though!!


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[Taff]

I don't mind spiders at all me... but Roaches!!! fekkin h8 them things... if you get them in your house then god help ya! they do take over the world!.....

 

[italian style]

yeah ive had me fair share of spiders this last week or so, there in me bed room, in hall, in bathroom every where. other night i woke up and went d stairs and there was a massive 1 on floor, and you know when your half asleep you carn't be arsed to do owt, i had to spend about 10min trying to get the thing in a jar to chuck out side cos i always feel tight killin them, and if i hadent of got it i wudn't been able to sleep either.

btw, did any of you know the average human eats 8 spiders every year in there sleep and don't even know about it, cos they crawl in to your mouth and you just end up swallowing them . hope this doesn't effect anybodys sleepin tonight

 

[jamie_crichton]

yer but everyone u kill then that one less off the average u eat

 

[italian style]

yer but everyone u kill then that one less off the average u eat

lol, what are your reccomended ways of killing them cos i don't like crushin them in kitchen roll or owt cos ya can hear them squish and i don't like them blow torch idea cos i'd end up burnin me house down or summet

 

[jamie_crichton]

build a mini ring and make em fight to the death winner gets set free.

still halving the odds of eating em even tho they taste lovely

 

[italian style]

build a mini ring and make em fight to the death winner gets set free.

still halving the odds of eating em even tho they taste lovely

LOL, i'l bare that in mind

 

[jamie_crichton]

or you could spray fly spray a few times a day the spiders will get pissed off wid ya cuz they'll be starvin and piss of to ya next door neighbours.

rather kill a fly than a spider coz they shit and puke on ya dinner when they land.

 

[sirius]

I wish someone would invent a 100% pure house with no gaps, nooks or crannies *anywhere*. Then the buggers cant get in. Id buy one! .

Im scared of spidders/moths/wasps/bees/beetles/woodlice/ants and basicly everything else which crawls or flys at yer head. Buggers. Flys just piss me off.

Sirius.

 

[sweet sensation]

I wish someone would invent a 100% pure house with no gaps, nooks or crannies *anywhere*. Then the buggers cant get in. Id buy one! .

Im scared of spidders/moths/wasps/bees/beetles/woodlice/ants and basicly everything else which crawls or flys at yer head. Buggers. Flys just piss me off.

Sirius.

I couldnt have said it better myself !!

Sweet xx

 

[dannster]

I sin one other day int bath.

It was fackin HYOOOOOOJ

It was that big it shouted "GET OUT! IM AVIN A BATH!!!"
It was sat there in the bath scrubbin its back
It had fukkin knees an everythin!!

got shower on it in the end and do you know what it said?


"Pass us shampoo cock!" :|

I dunno spiders today eh - cheeky buggers!

 

[jamie_crichton]

lol i been out with deoderant and a lighter and torched the lot of em the worlds a safer plce now well moresby anyway

 

[Pixie]

**Hides behind sofa**

I'm scared of spiders.