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haych

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Hey peeps!
im in work, bored out of my mind! Listening to moaning arse customers babbling on about there broken down washing machines!
My boss ms snowball (ha what a name) is constantly staring over checking were not sciving!

I just cant be arsed! dont know whether to go home to my mates house party and get pissed earlier, or stay here for the money?

anyone else bored in work?
please help! :| :| :S :S
 

haych

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no i wont get in trouble because its not busy tonight.
Just fed up with "customer service hayley speaking how can i help?" And then you get people calling you "hillary" esp. old people who cant hear a word you say! well annoying! :|
 

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haych said:
no i wont get in trouble because its not busy tonight.
Just fed up with "customer service hayley speaking how can i help?" And then you get people calling you "hillary" esp. old people who cant hear a word you say! well annoying! :|

Haha, can't you just adopt another name for the job, just call yourself Kazza or sommat like that, then you can answer "Iya Kazza ere caniyelp ya" putting on a Kazza styleee voice lol

Sorry if anyone on the board is a Kazza/Karen :$
But it made me giggle, tee hee :p
 

haych

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i wish i could but id piss myself laughing, i'm one of those people that laugh at anything (esp stupid things and my own jokes), me and my mates are seeing how many dirty words we can say to the customer, ie "vibrating" (its the only thing we can find to amuse ourselves) :p
 
LOL i used to work on the phone and we used to have this predictive dialler thingy, and it jus used to pop up on a screen and automatically dial the no, givin u all the info ya need,

when i used to get a really funny name like erm..Mr Brainjob was one, and Mrs sandwich. we couldnt talk to them lOL laughin so much. but then, my mate used to ring up places and when he rang up and asked for a Mr somethin and the wife said, no he's not here but i'm his wife, he used to say"oh, i didnt know he had a wife" and put the phone down!
 

haych

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lol. u think them names are bad! i got a "mrs weiner" tonight! and i was laughing that much i put her on mute and she was saying to her friend "shes laughing at my name i know she is" i had to cut her off because my mate kept shouting "has anybody seen my weiner".
at the moment ive got my freind echoing everything i say to the customer, so the customer thinks the line is echoing, but its just my stupid friend!
the things you do to amuse yourselves!
:p
 

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jennyfromthebloc said:
LOL i used to work on the phone and we used to have this predictive dialler thingy, and it jus used to pop up on a screen and automatically dial the no, givin u all the info ya need,

when i used to get a really funny name like erm..Mr Brainjob was one, and Mrs sandwich. we couldnt talk to them lOL laughin so much. but then, my mate used to ring up places and when he rang up and asked for a Mr somethin and the wife said, no he's not here but i'm his wife, he used to say"oh, i didnt know he had a wife" and put the phone down!


PMSL thats well funny me and my mates used to do that phone up radom numbers once we did it and an sais 'can i speak to sam please' the lady on the phone said yer just 1 min we shit ourself but it turned out it was my m8's sisters best mate lol thank f*ck 4 that :love:
 

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cam said:
I pitty you mate if you have a choice between going to a party and getting pissed and staying in work and your not sure which to do :p

sentiments exactly. GET PISSED! I had to work at this marketing place for a while. It was hell. We all had our little booths and when we tried to have a laugh we'd get seperated. The stories so far have bought a smile to my face as it really did drive me crazy. Think I did about 5 shifts in all. Once we took a friend to work there and she went missing and we searched the whole building for her. In the end we found out she'd stayed 5 minutes and walked out. lol