Woke up this morning to find the beer monkey had ruffled my hair, stolen my cash and shit in my mouth during the night. Just wait till I get my hands on him.
Then I remembered that as I was shambling along for a taxi at 230 with my two mates I spied a 20 pound note and was on it like a ferret. That's my kind of end to an evening. The monkey must have missed it cos it was in my hand when I woke up this morning!!
Then I remembered that as I was shambling along for a taxi at 230 with my two mates I spied a 20 pound note and was on it like a ferret. That's my kind of end to an evening. The monkey must have missed it cos it was in my hand when I woke up this morning!!
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