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<blockquote data-quote="Fiona" data-source="post: 74168" data-attributes="member: 570"><p>THE MASTURBATER: (sung to the tune of the Macarena) </p><p></p><p>Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, </p><p></p><p>Feeling kinda horny, gotta jingle on my bona. </p><p></p><p>Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stona. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p>I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nicea, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. </p><p></p><p>If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p>I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina, </p><p>Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. </p><p></p><p>Never shake my hand cause you don't know where it's beena. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p>I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata. </p><p></p><p>I can't get out of the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p>Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater. </p><p>Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomatea. </p><p></p><p>I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p>Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bakin'Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm amaking. </p><p></p><p>Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is aching. </p><p></p><p>Heeey Masturbater!! </p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fiona, post: 74168, member: 570"] THE MASTURBATER: (sung to the tune of the Macarena) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, gotta jingle on my bona. Go and grab a Penthouse, it's the one with Sharon Stona. Heeey Masturbater!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nicea, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. Heeey Masturbater!! I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. Never shake my hand cause you don't know where it's beena. Heeey Masturbater!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the others on my meata. I can't get out of the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. Heeey Masturbater!! Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbater. Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomatea. I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. Heeey Masturbater!! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bakin'Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm amaking. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is aching. Heeey Masturbater!! :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe: [/QUOTE]
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