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<blockquote data-quote="Dj M Jaxx" data-source="post: 51522" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>-Idiot Story- </p><p></p><p>Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed</p><p>that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE</p><p>DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum,</p><p>51,who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30</p><p>years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23</p><p>other workers. </p><p></p><p>He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday</p><p>morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the</p><p>weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said "George was always the first guy</p><p>in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it</p><p>unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say</p><p>anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself."</p><p>A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days</p><p>after suffering a coronary. </p><p></p><p>Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks</p><p>when he died.</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/axe.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":axe:" title="axe :axe:" data-shortname=":axe:" /> </p><p></p><p>Stay tuned for tomorrow's exiting episode<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/eyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eyes:" title="eyes :eyes:" data-shortname=":eyes:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dj M Jaxx, post: 51522, member: 152"] -Idiot Story- Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51,who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaski said "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. :axe: :axe: :axe: :axe: Stay tuned for tomorrow's exiting episode:eyes: [/QUOTE]
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