The way they read the weather.

[Amelie]

Well its goes straight over the top of my head. They do it too fast, plus they use tradesmen jargon that hurts my bonse. They say things like 'as you can see these bands moving across blah blah give rise to blah blah', but no bitch- i can't see. I have not done a hardcore course at the frigging met centre, just say hot, a bit hot, warm, cold of freezing. More importnantly, should i bother doing my hair or is it going to rain, and please, be honest.

And then there is the visuals, all fast moving screens of bright colours- its like a dodgy trip flashback.

Bring back the stick on velco rain clouds i say.

 

[blue jammer]

Heh, good to see you posting again


"'as you can see these bands moving across"

I used to look out for rubber elastic bands on the screen when I was little :$

"And then there is the visuals, all fast moving screens of bright colours- its like a dodgy trip flashback."



I think they should do the weather without any visuals, just sit in a chair and tell it straight as it is, chances of rain etc, as you can see when its sunny outside yerself lol

 

[Str33tb0y]

i dont know why they just dont say look out the window, then u can see what the weathers like!

 

[sirius]

Now THOSE were the f'ing Days!!!

And those.....where people just sat and told you the news with no interjected spin, dumbed down interactive graphics for fuckwits or any suggestive/speculative commentary!! Awesome.


Sirius

 

[nics]

and then there was our fred talbot, who used to jump around like a loon on some mad floating england full of algae n green shit...............bollox to the weather, a fiver bets u he goes on his arse in the docks!!!

 

[Tim Acid]

about 7 years ago when I went to Turkey mid summer I was watching the weather forcaster and imagining what they would be saying........and then thought how boring it would be for a weather forecaster in a hot country like that.......lol how do your vary you patter when the weather remains mostly the same for 6 months

Monday ..... Today is going to be a clear hot day

Tuesday ..... Today is going to be another clear hot day

Wednesday...again another hot clear day today

Thursday........it won't be raining today or at least for 6 months so it is going to be hot and clear

Friday...... pretty much the same weather pattern today....another hot day and clear

Sat......ffs another fucking hot day

Sunday.... right shove the fucking tape loop on for the next 4 months I am fucking off down the beach instead of being stuck in this studio repeating myself....

 

[Jiglo]

You can't escape the weather over here in America, it's on all the time on one of the millions of news channels. They even have channels that just show the weather - witch is nice change from waiting for it to come on after the news

I have to keep digging out my 4x4 out of the snow because it's been dumping heavy here so all is good