Whats the last thing you wanna hear when you had a skinfull the night before and you've finally dragged your fragile head and extra delicate churning stomach out of bed??
I went out with my other half for a drink for his birthday, he downed a litre of southern comfort followed by 4 or 5 pints of lager in the pub, proceeded to eat loads of onion bharjiis (which he didnt like anyway) followed by a big fuck off kebab. Half an hour later he was hangin a kwik save carrier bag off his ears throwin his guts up which, when he'd finished, he gave to me!! I was rather worse for wear too n didnt know what to do with a carrier bag full of sick so in my pissed up infinate wisdom n for want of something better to do with it i decided to stagger outside n lob it up the street................
The next day i went into town n on the way back i noticed something a bit mad (and gross and dirty and just generally hangin) so i thought i'd enlighten my other half..............THE PIGEONS ARE EATING YOUR SICK!!!!
Goddammit they really were as well, needless to say he went rather green and threw up again tho this time he at least made it to the bog.
I went out with my other half for a drink for his birthday, he downed a litre of southern comfort followed by 4 or 5 pints of lager in the pub, proceeded to eat loads of onion bharjiis (which he didnt like anyway) followed by a big fuck off kebab. Half an hour later he was hangin a kwik save carrier bag off his ears throwin his guts up which, when he'd finished, he gave to me!! I was rather worse for wear too n didnt know what to do with a carrier bag full of sick so in my pissed up infinate wisdom n for want of something better to do with it i decided to stagger outside n lob it up the street................
The next day i went into town n on the way back i noticed something a bit mad (and gross and dirty and just generally hangin) so i thought i'd enlighten my other half..............THE PIGEONS ARE EATING YOUR SICK!!!!
Goddammit they really were as well, needless to say he went rather green and threw up again tho this time he at least made it to the bog.
