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Amelie

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Right, this bloke has a garage right outside our backgate, and every morning he gets his motorbike out, starts it- does some random fucking about in the garage for a few minwahs then rev's it like mad for a bit and drives off- this is at 5.35 in the morn. As its hot we have to have the window open, but even when its shut he still wakes us. I have tried writing a polite note on his door, but he just carries on regardless.

I just phoned 'Susan' at the council, and she is going to investigate lol. She recks tho that the time is not important, its the duration and type of niose that makes it a problem or not. Fingers crossed that a revving engine is considerd annoying eh or there is feck all we can do.

Anyone ever had a probblme like this, its driving me round the bend.

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Elev8/Levit8

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good luck mate... reck you'll need it...

He'll probably claim he's "warming his bike up" before driving off, which is arsehole talk because just letting the thing tick ower for a bit will warm it up.

Sounds like just another inconsiderate wanker. Be careful of winding the fucker up tho cos he might do it more just to piss you off.
 

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Funnily enough yrs ago when i lived with my mum and brother we had a similar problem....this chap was a postie or summat and was up early doors....making revs with his car engine :mad:

i sent r kid round who was 9 at the time with a note to put thro the door...which didnt work.........then we threatened him with the environment health people.........must have worked eventually or maybe someone else had a queit word with him cus it wasnt jus us who was pissed off the whole row of house were getting disturbed :naughty:

its a bloody pain having neighbours lol :p
 

lottie

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where ever i lay my hat ( straw one )
has she asked you to keep a diary ? my friend is going threw same sorta crap with her neighbour , she has asked her to keep tabs on times , dates and how long the noise is going on for , have you any other neighbours that are fecked off with him aswell ?
 

MizzDeedz

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My next door neightbours have a baby and it spends most of its time crying - all through the night and i can hear it and it drives me insane:crazy:

Also these same neightbours row a lot and slamming doors in the early hours and its really beginning to pee me off - my brother says hell have a word with them as he knows them better than i do as otherwise ill lose my rag and say sommat ill regret:mad:
 

sirius

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Get a camcorder and audio evidence, both with the windows closed and open, and some indicator of 'normal' speaking level or soemthing to gauge it by - then get jonno to sneakily amp it up 3decibels in CoolEdit on the bike portion lol.
 

T.C

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I had a problem with noisy neighbours from the people who lived above me in my old flat in Leicester. Was starting to get really sick of their loud music, shouting, crashing-about and general kn0bhead-ness, at all hours of the day and night :rolleyes:
I wasn't much into the idea of playing them at their own game as no doubt that would have just been a war that would have run on forever , plus I have got more consideration for others than that ( *ahem*) ;) Doubt that'd have bothered them much anyway , they'd probably have seen it as a license to go even louder themselves. :rolleyes: I certainly didnt want to do that to the other neighbours, they were all sound, and more to the point some of them had kids so I wouldnt dream of doing that to them, its not fair. :naughty:
I wasnt sure if reasoning with them would work either as they were young volatile arrogant types. :ba:

One weekend the noisy ones came back from wherever, blatantly steaming , and then proceeded to kick their own door in , and once in, blaring out music and I mean as in you could make out every word of the songs and when someone told them to turn it down, aggressively threatening "I dont give a F*CK- its my ****ing house, F*** off!" etc.. now for me listening to this was more irritating than anything else but I can imagine to some of the females on their own, or with little kids it could have been pretty intimidating to hear.

I'd be very very unlikely to get the authorities involved either unless it became absolutely necessary do that ~ not my style. :cops:

I hoped that they were just going a bit mad in a new place (as they were fairly young ,maybe it was their first taste of freedom away from home, who knows?) they'd only been there a few weeks, so was hoping they'd settle down a bit.
To be fair, we all do it sometimes, I know I did when I first moved in there.. it was party central :mad: but it didnt matter as much as all the neighbours were friends of ours anyway and they were there in my flat with us!

I'm all for people having fun and even keeping people up all night sometimes etc.. im not 'victor meldrew' about it, just wished they'd have been a bit less aggressive about it all. :|

Saving grace was that I was about to move out in the next couple of weeks anyway, so let it slide. Not quite sure how I'd have handled it if i'd have stayed and had to deal with it tbh. :confused: Probably: sit there stewing more and more and eventually erupted in rage and belted round there one day in mentalist mode, yelling and swinging a scaff bar about or something, lol :$ :crazy: :D

As they were young 20-something lads maybe I should've lured them into bed , tied them up, spread pedigree chum on their nether regions then fetched my mums rottweiler, held it by the collar very close to them and let the 'negotiations' begin........;) :p :D

Seriously... its a toughie. :( Also, its awful if your sleep's being disturbed too :( Unfortunately the attitude of some people these days its sealing your fate if you dare to say anything, your cards are marked :S :( :| :


Good luck, and let us know how you get on :thumbsup:
 

Benny-Digital

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Pink makes the boys wink....
Amelie said:
Anyone ever had a probblme like this, its driving me round the bend.

:)

I have that very problem :mad: Only its not that early, It duznt bother me in the week as i'm usualy anyway but, He does it on the weekend aswell:fekked: The bloke lives with his mom and dad and he must be at least 30, wears a vest and those reaction glasses, The worst thing about it is he keeps staring at my girlfriend.. Fuck the council if he stares 1 more time i shall take my lumphammer 2 his motorcycle:ba: Ha ha and he's got a punchbag in the garage which he uses with the door open... TWAT!
 

sirius

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Nah, get a thin wet towel, capture him, poke it down his throat into the stomach, wait till the stomach tries to digest it and has a good muscular grip on it, then just yank the stomach right out through the mouth, holding the said towel at a safe distance to not get messy hands.


Thats more like it. :thumbsup: .

::just KIDDING folks::
 

Benny-Digital

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Pink makes the boys wink....
sirius said:
Nah, get a thin wet towel, capture him, poke it down his throat into the stomach, wait till the stomach tries to digest it and has a good muscular grip on it, then just yank the stomach right out through the mouth, holding the said towel at a safe distance to not get messy hands.


Thats more like it. :thumbsup: .

::just KIDDING folks::

:| Jesus!
 

T.C

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sirius said:
Nah, get a thin wet towel, capture him, poke it down his throat into the stomach, wait till the stomach tries to digest it and has a good muscular grip on it, then just yank the stomach right out through the mouth, holding the said towel at a safe distance to not get messy hands.


Thats more like it. :thumbsup: .

::just KIDDING folks::


'kin hell :| remind me never to p1ss you off! :p
 

T.C

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robotrax said:
hi,

B&Q do pretty good earplugs which fit nicely into your ear.

they are as cheap as chips and drown out most noise.

:D

I even tried stuffing my ears with cotton wool , but I have a bit of a phobia of it (well the noise it makes anyway) so did it, and the swishing noise just made me gip , was cringeing and getting all distressed so had to pull it out and suffer, lol :$ :D
 

sirius

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T.C said:
'kin hell :| remind me never to p1ss you off! :p

If you ever need to dispose of a body, give us a shout. You can do the hacking of limbs part, I will provide the know how of how to get away with it ;) .

Sirius.