This weeks Darwin Award nominee

[Shooms]

BBC NEWS | Wales | Man choked in cake-eating contest



What a twat

 

[Jonno]

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought it would be the cake bloke - did he still win with 5 cakes do you reckon?

 

[Kate.S]

Jesus what a way to go! :| Feel for his family though, imagine being told someone you love has just died due to a cake eating competition :S

 

[blue jammer]

Wonder if they'll play Alison Moyet - All Caked Out at his funeral

 

[Shooms]

He's supposedly a mature student.... very mature indeed....

Mr Kipling ?
Yes ?
You have a 'tard of a son named Robin ?
Yes...
I'm sorry Mr Kipling, your son is dead..
Dead ??!! How ??!!
He died of an over-bake

 

[blue jammer]

Say No to Cake

 

[Shooms]

Say No to Cake

LMFAO

It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.

 

[lottie]

Wonder if they'll play Alison Moyet - All Caked Out at his funeral

He's supposedly a mature student.... very mature indeed....

Mr Kipling ?
Yes ?
You have a 'tard of a son named Robin ?
Yes...
I'm sorry Mr Kipling, your son is dead..
Dead ??!! How ??!!
He died of an over-bake

you two are off your cake ......

 

[U31]

That episode of the Day Today has to be the funniest one after the Peado expose!