I know they say age is only a number, but in some of our cases it's now a fookin big number!!!! (where did it go.......don't time go fast.......N all that shite!). But its true, prob most of us on here have got a few miles on the clock (wouldn't swap the late eighties and early nineties for all the Worthers Originals in the world though!!!). 
Anyhoo, what im trying to get at is tell us about signs of you getting on a bit (funny ones would be good).
Here are a couple to get you started:-
"When I watch porno's now, I think ooo that bed looks cumfy" !
"When you are in the pub and pretty girls smile at you, you just know they think you are probably mates with their dad" !!!
Anyhoo, what im trying to get at is tell us about signs of you getting on a bit (funny ones would be good).
Here are a couple to get you started:-
"When I watch porno's now, I think ooo that bed looks cumfy" !
"When you are in the pub and pretty girls smile at you, you just know they think you are probably mates with their dad" !!!
