to all you skivers...

[grad]

i'm bored.
can we have a picture story/ thread thing please....i'll start you just add a bit and we'll see where we go..


Marvin the monkey was usually a happy monkey. Today though he wasn't feeling to clever, so he decided to skive of work and...

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

.......treat himself to a sauna and full body massage at the local 'Monkey Health Club!!!'

To his dismay he got a little more than he bargined for when he was relaxing in the steam room............

Clare

 

[ste huxley]

..... Lo and behold!!!

The sexy sassy monkey lady Pat Evans from Monkey Enders arrived, strutting her sexy sassy monkey stuff!!

She said, Ooooh baby, gimme some monkey love!

Marvin wiped the sweat from his monkey brow and thought .....

 

[grad]

Marvin took one look at monkey lady Pat Evans...grabbed his banana......and legged it..

'monkey nuts' said Marvin ' I've dropped me glasses as well but I ain't going back near that monkey lady'....' i tell you what, I'll just nip down this branch which will take me too..'

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

the Bassment where he found M Jaxx spining there latest tune

Over in the corner was Frank Butcher who reached into his record bag and pulled out a ......... :eyebrow

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

12" pizza with all the toppings ham, mushrooms, peppers, onions, salami, even one of pats earings

he then

 

[The Frog Meister]

sat back and decided to burn one down....

when out of nowhere came.....

 

[grad]

his arch nemesis 'porky' the flying pig...this didn't look good for Marvin...there was only one thing he could do...

 

[The Frog Meister]

grab 2 massive buns and make one hell of a hot dog!

But just as he sat down to eat ....

 

[Tigger]

Porky's incontinent wife, Betty, turned up. Seeing the little marsuipial was about to chomp into her husband she,

 

[The Frog Meister]

deftly removed her nappy and shat all over our hero who in turn ....

 

[Pixie]

Kicked Betty into touch through the nearest window........Porky ran after his piggy wife

Leaving out Mokey hero to continue .............

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

and then stops, struck down with a look of shock on his face he see's that his belovid wife has turned into......

 

[grad]

obviously this was the end of Marvin.
Marvin the once pig bashing super monkey has now turned to drink and drugs.

Let this be a lesson to us all. ( in what way i don't know, maybe someone can find the moral of the tale)

If you'd like one last look at Marvin click here.warning it is not a pretty sight.

Lets hope Marvin can sort his head out and get back to his heroic lifestyle...

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

See what happens when you are to tight to pay for the head hair styilee at Toni & Guys

You think you can save a quick £10 er by using the trinee, But you would be wrong