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<blockquote data-quote="melaniex2" data-source="post: 766246" data-attributes="member: 8165"><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">See If They Slow Down.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">9. Sing Along At The Opera.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melaniex2, post: 766246, member: 8165"] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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