Top 5 Border Line Boilers

[Shooms]

Your eyes say No ! yet your nuts say Go !

Here's my top 5 birds I'd rattle but probably shouldn't

In no order then....

1. Kate Garroway (GMTV scutter)

2. Amanda Piper (Meridian News)

3. Sian Williams (BBC Breakfast news)

4. Nigella Lawson (fantastic norks AND she'd make you the best full engy afterwards)

5. Sarah Beeney (unfeasible large uber-flobbers)

I think you can draw 2 things from this...

a) I watch a lot of news
b) I like big tits

 

[MikeyHarper]

fookin ell mate are you me?? kate garraways tits in that pic are

 

[Amelie]

Huh? Nigella is great looking!

Sarah Beeny has a really frikkin wierd lump on her lower lip.

 

[sy69]

Huh? Nigella is great looking!

Sarah Beeny has a really frikkin wierd lump on her lower lip.

you dont look at the mantle piece when poking the fire.

 

[Amelie]

you dont look at the mantle piece when poking the fire.

It would still freak me out though! It looks like it might pop at any time.

 

[PepeLePew]

You've not had a look at Sarah Beeny for a while then Shooms?

She's had a boob reduction

 

[Shooms]

You've not had a look at Sarah Beeny for a while then Shooms?

She's had a boob reduction

Selfish bitch

 

[Harri74]

kate garraway

 

[xtc]

you dont look at the mantle piece when poking the fire.

ppl say that but how are you supposed to get turned on over a minger?
because i cant:S

 

[nathan]

sian

ppl say that but how are you supposed to get turned on over a minger?
because i cant:S

the newsreader is the only one out of that lot. I'd give nigella an angry pirate but thats about it

 

[nathan]

that

the newsreader is the only one out of that lot. I'd give nigella an angry pirate but thats about it

amanda piper looks like jacob from poltegeist. He's on someone's siggy with the line "I've come about the tele"

 

[Jiglo]

Kate Garraway for sure

 

[U31]

Sahra Beany would get it in every working orifice, and thats for sure!

 

[Shooms]

Sahra Beany would get it in every working orifice, and thats for sure!

If by chance Sarah Beeny popped round to my gaff while my missus was out this is the order I'd do her in.... Arse, gob, arse, gob and, if I had any left, arse again

 

[U31]

No front bum lovin'?

I'd even try to to force it in the ear 'oles....


mmmmmmmm Sahra...........

 

[Shooms]

No front bum lovin'?

I'd even try to to force it in the ear 'oles....


mmmmmmmm Sahra...........

lol I was quoting a classic letter to Viz If Samantha Mumba came round my house....

As for Beeney... deffo front bum... & I've got a feeling she's oldskool when it comes to lady gardens too... deffo a long term rennovation project... still I wouldn't mind picking her pubes out from between me teeth

I'd draw the line at a dirty sanchez though...

 

[Shooms]

two more what I've just thunk of just now... not so much borderline boilers more slightly past their prime...

Cazza Aherne

Miranda Richardson

 

[MANC]

heres another

 

[Shooms]

Yer a sick sick man(c)

 

[Shooms]

JK Rowling anyone ?

I'd certainly give her a (sticky) hard back