Jeremy Beadle has an unusually small willy
But on the other hand, its quiet big
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I should be on Friends reunited website
but im playing truant
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They say lightning never strikes twice
in the same place. Nosense, she caught
me snifing her leotards in her dressing room
backstage at Gladiators 1996 final and
she kicked me twice in the nuts !!
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Last night I drank 10 pints of guiness
followed by 10 bottles of port which I
rounded off with 10 bottles of Advocat.
This morning I shat a perfect rolled up
German flag
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Anne Robinson was recently
voated Britains worst dressed
woman. What about the pissed
up bag lady behind our local bottle
bank, who shits her pants on a twice
daily basis and recently set her coat
on fire?.... I guess she must have
come a close second then
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Lolololololol
But on the other hand, its quiet big
-------------------------
I should be on Friends reunited website
but im playing truant
--------------------------
They say lightning never strikes twice
in the same place. Nosense, she caught
me snifing her leotards in her dressing room
backstage at Gladiators 1996 final and
she kicked me twice in the nuts !!
--------------------------
Last night I drank 10 pints of guiness
followed by 10 bottles of port which I
rounded off with 10 bottles of Advocat.
This morning I shat a perfect rolled up
German flag
-----------------------
Anne Robinson was recently
voated Britains worst dressed
woman. What about the pissed
up bag lady behind our local bottle
bank, who shits her pants on a twice
daily basis and recently set her coat
on fire?.... I guess she must have
come a close second then
------------------------------------
Lolololololol
