tramp names
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One old tramp in edinburgh years ago George was his right name and heused to walk about going "Ho! Kink" so he was renamed "kink" after that. When we saw him over the opposite side of the street to us we would all shout "Ho! Kink" and he would reply "Kink Ho!" at the top of his voice.
Another old bloke we saw regularly wasn't really a tramp, but a major p*sshead we nicknamed "Spider" because every closing time at the pub the bloke would be clinging to the walls of the houses whilst making his own way home.
Its a shame that you don't see much of these harmless characters nowadays, its just not safe out on the streets anymore for them
Andy
Another old bloke we saw regularly wasn't really a tramp, but a major p*sshead we nicknamed "Spider" because every closing time at the pub the bloke would be clinging to the walls of the houses whilst making his own way home.
Its a shame that you don't see much of these harmless characters nowadays, its just not safe out on the streets anymore for them
Andy
turpieaj said:Its a shame that you don't see much of these harmless characters nowadays, its just not safe out on the streets anymore for them
Andy
Yeah thats true
. My brother told me that Mike on the bike who i mentioned b4 got beat up quite badly by a group of lads last year . There's no need for it... he's harmless and it only takes 2 minutes to stop and talk to him. I can only hope they get the same treatment one day the f*kkers.jayne x
I can't remember the last time I saw a tramp..it was probably on a visit to Manchester or something.
There's a tramp in Kings Cross with prosthetic legs though that he chucks at passers by that he isn't too fond of. Come the morning you usually find one leg in the gutter and the other half way up the road
There's a tramp in Kings Cross with prosthetic legs though that he chucks at passers by that he isn't too fond of. Come the morning you usually find one leg in the gutter and the other half way up the road
Our local tramp is called Johnny Welly, prolly cause he wears wellies (ill fitting ones at that) come rain or shine. Although i have spied him in some slippers! He smells real bad. Makes your eyes water.
its sonz again...........
there's this sort of tramp (not sure if he actually has a home!) near me called "toni green" and he's only got one arm coz he lost the other one years ago in a bikin accident (actually true!!!! )
He calls every1 'WANKERS'! and once I saw him sat on a bench in the middle of the day wearing his boxers and his socks pulled right up with some mucky boots on and his head was half shaved with only a few tufts of hair left..... He was absolutely bladdered. Felt pretty sorry for the poor bugger!! Duno what happened to him!!
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there's this sort of tramp (not sure if he actually has a home!) near me called "toni green" and he's only got one arm coz he lost the other one years ago in a bikin accident (actually true!!!!
)He calls every1 'WANKERS'! and once I saw him sat on a bench in the middle of the day wearing his boxers and his socks pulled right up with some mucky boots on and his head was half shaved with only a few tufts of hair left..... He was absolutely bladdered. Felt pretty sorry for the poor bugger!! Duno what happened to him!!
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glazzy said:Yeah thats true
their used to be a mad glue head called 'biffo' round our way when we was kids he used to amuse himself by letting his rottwhilers off the lead to chase us...I'm sure he used to starve them so they would chew us up more..we was all shit scared of him, he had tats all over his face n that...but when i got older I got to know him a bit an he was really an alright fella who had had a shit life....anywayz a couple of years back I heard some kids had spiked him with a load of acid, kicked him to fook an lobbed him in the canal where he drowned.
