Trick or treat?

[Bonanza]

Had enough of annoying kids dressed as mutants and zombies (excludes Widnes residents, as they all look like this all year round) making you get off the sofa and then mugging you for sweets on your own doorstep!?!?!?

Why not turn the tables and turn their "treat" into a trick :

Simply soft boil some brussel sprouts, let them cool then cover them in melted chocolate, then roll them in crushed nuts. Allow to set and wrap them in foil.

The kids think they are getting a Ferraro Rochet, when in fact they are getting a vomit inducing HALLOWGREEN "treat"?!?
May actualy be good for them though, one of your 5 a day N that.

Pretty sure they won't be back next year!!!





Disclaimer : I will not be held responsible for any subsequent damage caused to participants windows, cars or anything else!

(not really anyway, I love halloween).

 

[BOD]

brilliant! Will be doing this if not to the kids then to people at work for christmas

 

[U31]

Fpmsl!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonanza]

Merry Christmas!?!

brilliant! Will be doing this if not to the kids then to people at work for christmas

Yes defo do it at work for Xmas and let us know how it works out, will be hilarious!

 

[Northern Star]

Im gonna buy in some laxitive chocolate for halloween.... the kids round my nans way are causing havoc on the avenue so theyre gonna have a nice evening on the toilet

 

[ivan]

i'm gonna wear a white wig, a gold track suit and smoke a cigar.

can't wait to see the faces on those little bastards when i answer the door!

 

[Bonanza]

Im gonna buy in some laxitive chocolate for halloween.... the kids round my nans way are causing havoc on the avenue so theyre gonna have a nice evening on the toilet

Plus there are far to many fat kids nowadays anyway, it will help them to shead a few pounds!!!!

 

[Jiglo]

You're a tight lot of buggers

I'll be giving them sweets that they have to take from my pockets

Trick and treat

 

[Jiglo]

But actually i'll be giving them plenty of sweets. It is only once a year

I scared a few of the youngest kids a couple of years back with my scary mask, so i'll avoid wearing that again this year:$

 

[djperkins]

Dogger...magic ingredient...dogger balls, dogger chews, dogger bombs, Dogger under the car door handle if any parents get anoyed at the doggering their kids have got.