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:mad: Switch Channels
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:mad: :mad: :mad: Throw An Object At Telly
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Throw Telly Out Of Window
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1. Standard Life Insurance Adverts with the Ugly kid who talks like a grown up... the sarcastic little $%£! :mad: :mad:
2. Any Ronald Mcdonald Adverts, usually comes complete with annoying song and dancing and some foolish comment from the man himself :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
3. The St Ivel Gold Butter advert with the Chinese martial arts geezer who chops a piece of wood in half.. really annoying tune in background :mad: :mad: :mad:
4. Admiral Insurance with that knobhead with the Duke of Wellington outfit on...:mad:
5. Morrisons Advert with that stupid family walking around the supermarket.. and right at the end that stupid kid has to 'but in' and try and be funny..(even my wife hates this 1) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
6. Safe Style Windows and Doors with that bearded wanker with the silly white outfit on complete with bowler hat and cane...:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
7. Bradford And Bingley Building Society advert... bit old this 1 but remeber the prats dressed like typical London City Yuppees.. dark suits bowler hats... :mad: :mad:
8. Croft Original Sherry with the snobby twats on...quite old.. 'OH JEEVES!' grrrrrrr! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

what annoys you lot? :cry:
 
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Fookin Halifax

any of those bastard Halifax Adverts where they take some cheesy pop song and change all the words to tell us all how wonderful their Financial Services are.


grrrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

when I am king all those poncy coke addled London advertising types will be first against the wall
 
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skippy_vinyl said:
anything to do with 'claims' (tiger claims, claims direct etc.) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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yes yes yes

scratch that about the Halifax being first against the wall for a reet good shooting, Claims Direct --- not just the adverts but the whole claim culture we've imported from the States gets right on me tits. 'ooh I've stubbed me toe/cut myself shaving' quick lets sue some poor sod.

Maybe this is cos I once drove into the back of a car (at about 4mph), and over the next six months I had no less than 3 seperate claims against me for 'soft tissue damage' as they all suffered whiplash injuries (my arse).

Lazy good fer nothin HM Customs & excise peeps they were too.....didnt even cause any damage to their bootful of contraband either.

another :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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That fekkin beefeater advert where they have that bloody bear and 'We need a break from the old routine' playing. Rating :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Is that too many, well I hate it anyway!
 
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the advert for them strawberry and crem sweets...aaaarrrgggghhh, :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

theyre delicious...really creamy

i hate it with a passion i do

jayne x
 
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All of em!!!! As soon as they come I change channels until I find 1 that has summat on that ain't an ad (usually BBC 1/2)!!

Why is it that all the channels that have ads mainly have em on at the sametime???:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

In true tonks style I'll get me coat n leave!;) :$ ;) :$ :eek:
 
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whoa..original thread alert!

mmm the only one i can think of at the mo is the one for the amstrad emailer thing with the guy in a union jack outfit...woohoo can play a crap spectrum game as well
rating: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I find the loans/claims ones funny, in a kinda they're so bad they're funny way
 
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oh oh and DFS with there never ending, last day, for this weekend only, last chance, bank holiday, one time only sale..currently comes with 3 not so 'angels' charlies angel type girls

rating :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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grad said:
oh oh and DFS with there never ending, last day, for this weekend only, last chance, bank holiday, one time only sale..currently comes with 3 not so 'angels' charlies angel type girls

rating :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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how did i forget about that 1!!!!

it would be ok if they were really american but those accents r too much!!!!!!!!!!

HOT SOFA'S, HOT PRICES, INTEREST FREE CREDIT, REAL AMERICAN ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!

jayne x
 
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any fuckin debt consolidation advert, there's one at the moment where the husband is on the fone with wife trying to listen in and its cheesy as fu*k :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

also, has anyone ever been to a furniture store that HASN'T got a fu*kin sale on??:confused:
 
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Thats another that really bugs me... Wurthers Original Sweets with that old fart on and his grandson... CHEEEESE!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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ARGHHHH!!! how could I forget Pedigree Chum addys... usually you would have the annoying looking mutt groomed to death (probably a vicious little shit) then you would get the Stuck Up Crufts Zombie going on with themselves about how wonderful the pet food is... PAH! thick twats... usually its made from dead horses and other rotting animals... BLEH!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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just remembered another poorly acted piece of garbage.. 'Brita Filtered Water' with that woman doing sit-ups and her 'not funny hubby' pouring some on her saying something sarcastic... PANTS! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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:mad: :mad: grrrr...that "Butlins" one with the family getting tranported to Butlins....the girl singin with the hair brush and that...the dad type creature that dances at the end...really winds me up..:mad: :mad:

Na na na na, na na na na....come to life...:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

come to life.....shut up and f**kin die more like....:mad: :mad:

Sweet xx
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aaaaaaaagh sweet you've just reminded me of that one, if i could kill a family and get away with it.........

the way they all shake there heads a bit when they dance together at the end aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggh:weakest:
 


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