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sirius

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Arrrrr Thats nice. Dont know why he still has to send you one now though! lol.


You always get two.........Ive only had about two....ever! lol. At least one of those was a cruel pisstake by an evil bint, hahahah.

(And you thought you were an ugly duckling? :rolleyes: . lol.)


Come on peeps, whats the best limerik youve ever put in a card? and do you ever try and disguise your handwriting anymore?

Lets hear some Valentine stuff before I banish it into Room101. :)



Cheerio

Sirius.
 
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abbo

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valentines?

:confused: I havn't missed it :confused:

NO it's the 15th init :confused:

If so please someone send us some lines to put in a card, im crap at it :$
 

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blue jammer

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avert your eyes if you are squeamish

S'bout as romantic as it gets:


Cover your eyes
I have a surprise
I will tell you no lies
If you make good pies

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I'm not here, it's just a mirage.
 
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i send 2 cards, one to my boyfriend and one to my little lad:love: :love: :love: i dont know any valentine verses though :S

jayne x
 
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glazzy

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ClaireB said:
Me and my mates used to have a text book full of them :$

God knows where it is now though :S
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lol same here...shame i can't remember any

i love you, i love you, i love you almighty,
i wish your pajamas were next to my nighty,
but don't be mistaken, don't be mislead,
i mean on the clothes line...not in the bed!!

all the rest of them were quite rude but this is the only one i can remember now...typical

jayne x
 
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princesswarrior

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glazzy said:
i send 2 cards, one to my boyfriend and one to my little lad:love: :love: :love: i dont know any valentine verses though :S

jayne x
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:D Thats what I do glazzy send one to husband and then 3 for the not so little ones any more, they found out it was me ages ago, but I still send them.

Pw x
 
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ClaireW

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Heres a couple of mine I remember

Today as Valentines go out,
To people near and far,
This one I'm sending right to you,
To say how nice you are.

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Plenty of love
Tons of Kisses
I hope some day
I'll be your Mrs

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Carnations are sweet
And so are you

And so are they
That sent you this
And when we meet
We'll have a kiss

xxxxxx

:love:
 
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'Shabba'

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Sniffing glue........again!
My boy brought one home yesterday and i was proper chuffed cos i thought it was for me, turns out it's for some bird called laura who is 8 years older than him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He told me how much in love with her he is :love: its quite sweet really.
 
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ClaireW

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jennyfromthebloc said:
this is a good one for the raunchier of ya's to put in a card!!

Love is good
Love is fine
Doggy style
Or 69
So if ya want me in ur sack
Lick ur lips and send one bk!
:bj: :bj: :bj: :bj: :bj:
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I could think of a few cards to put that in ! ;)
 
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blue jammer

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say heh, hah, heh, hah hah, it's blowlfy, the master of class....

Heh, dirty buggers

I doubt anyone will have heard of Blowfly, real name Clarence Reid, he did session singing back in the 70/80's and whilst in the studio he'd often make up dirty words to well known songs, anyway, after an engineer suggested he release his own stuff, he did, and went on to do about 40 albums, pure filth.

One of his early releases was Blowlfly's Party, which had the track 'Rapp Dirty'

From that track, he had the lyrics:

My hands are large
My prick is bigger
Open up your thighs
While I pull my trigger (yeah)

Hows that for an alternative valentine message!

Here's the man himself...

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Dj M Jaxx

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jennyfromthebloc said:
this is a good one for the raunchier of ya's to put in a card!!

Love is good
Love is fine
Doggy style
Or 69
So if ya want me in ur sack
Lick ur lips and send one bk!
:bj: :bj: :bj: :bj: :bj:
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Orrrrrrrr

Muff is good
Muff is fine
Doggy style
Or 69
So if ya want me in ur sack
Lick ur lips and send one bk! ;)
 


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