Webs

[pacman]

There are many webs which us, as humans, whether sane or insane can be caught up in.

They tend to be non-tangiable and in forms such as:

'Web of Deceit'
'Web of Crime'
'Web of Information'
'Web Address'


These, you can cope with.

But...................................................................................................

..........., I f*cking hate the bastard webs which stick to your arm or face when you are simply walking along in an open space. I dont know where they come from as I aint near any trees or walls or owt.

Aaarrrrghhhh.

Rant over

Eht Dna.

Common Web = Nastius Twattius

 

[doolz]

erg hate those floaty webs that ya allways walk into
buyt if i wallked into one of theese id fookin die m8
cant stand nething with more than four legs

if i went to a rainforest id need a nasa spacesuit

 

[Red Mancunian]

LOL! There's this proper ambitious spider in my garden which keeps trying to make a web between 2 connifers which are about 3 metres apart...

One of these days it might surprise me and I'll regret it!

 

[pacman]

Thwere nasty bastards arent they, Its the floaty ones I particualrly hate doolz fella.

I used to go out with this girl who kept a fekkin Tarantula at the side of the bed (In a case but still non too nice), she turned out to be a complete nutter surprisingly. Tell ya what though, not a nice thing to see first thing in the morning!!

 

[Red Mancunian]

Tell ya what though, not a nice thing to see first thing in the morning!!

LOL! You referring to the ex-missus, or the spider? :|

 

[pacman]

Both!! lol

 

[fugjostle]

Have you seen the trailer for the new killer spider film?

http://eightleggedfreaks.warnerbros.com/

I hate spiders but this looks funny as f**k

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fug

 

[fugjostle]

imagine waking up in the morning to see this little beauty hanging over you bed:

or when your sat at home watching TV wondering what that noise is:

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Fug

 

[Red Mancunian]

Just watched that trailer fug - looks like a beaut!

I can now admit to all and sundry that about a week and a half ago, I ordered this on DVD:

Oh yes, this is the first film I remember going to see as a kid (in 1975), at the time, I thought it was fekkin excellent, massive scary spiders and stuff. I can even remember the trailer and everything.

Been looking for it for AGES and it finally came out on DVD in the states a few weeks ago.


PROPER HAPPY!

(Not bought a DVD for about 18 months...!)

I think my memories of it might be just a LITTLE BIT ROSE-TINTED, though...

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0073043

I've got the beers chilled in the fridge already, and I keep checkin' the letter box every morning...

 

[pacman]

Home of da Bad Boyz:

Prob with the nasty spider films is you end up getting on one for ages after thinking their in your bed etc lol!!

 

[Red Mancunian]

This is what spiders SHOULD be like...


http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/spider2.swf