what to get Shooms for christmas?

[BOD]

Can just see him busy fiddling away in a big pile of this stuff on christmas morning



ADULT LEGO

 

[Shooms]

Hahahaha - brilliant Bod thanks

Extra lube - otherwise it would certainly chafe your cock

Mind you that would be a novelty as I've never used lube in my life I get the laaaaydies dripping like a fucked fridge au naturelle

Failing that why waste money on lube when spit does the job just as well

Shabba got me summat similar for me biffday a few years ago - I've not cocked a hole in it yet

We even took her to the Scubar

 

[djay]

"I get the laaaaydies dripping like a fucked fridge au naturelle "



Just what i needed to hear before breakfast ......

 

[T.C]

How about a house on any of these streets?

Actually, those 1st two genuinely are from kinda around his neck of the woods as it goes, and the 3rd one from around mine, hmmm hehe

 

[BlackburnRaver]

Extra lube - otherwise it would certainly chafe your cock

Lmao!!!

 

[nupski]

How about a house on any of these streets?

Actually, those 1st two genuinely are from kinda around his neck of the woods as it goes, and the 3rd one from around mine, hmmm hehe

lmao at bell end, there used to be a bellend farm in belbroughton or somewhere like that, can't find it now so they must have changed the name and paid google to remove all the references. i did find this tho while looking, on a disabled travel website of all places, random lol

Watch Bell End Farm Video | Break.com

there still is a bell end farm in yorkshire:

http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum/chillout-room/87594-double-entendre-blindness.html

how do i keep ending up in these places :S

btw don't answer that it was a rhetorical question lol