What's The Daftest Thing You've Ever Done ???

[VinylAnimal]

Last night me phone stopped working, and I was well pissed off cause I was awaiting an important call

So this morning I went down to the mobile shop to get it sorted. I was still pissed off about not having it last night, and I was thinking the guy would want to send it away for repair so I was proper on the defensive.

I piled into the shop all annoyed like, and told the guy I wanted it sorting - NOW !!!!!

Lololol, he took the phone from me and switched it on...... :$

How thick am I ??? Thing is I've never switched it off before and when I stuck it on charge the display worked, so it never crossed my mind it might have been swkitched off !!!

So there you are. The morel of this story is "think carefully before you go off at someone...."

The guy in the shop really made me suffer mentally. He didn't say anything when he handed the phone back, but the look he gave me said everything

 

[glazzy]

innit always the way...:S

daftest thing i ever done....i was in the asda with ste, saturday afternoon(really busy) and we were bumpin into each other, until he nudged me really hard and nearly sent me flyin' so i took a bit of a run up at him, which was all going to plan until he stepped back and i didn't stop until i landed in a display of oranges

Oranges everywere and my face went so red i could of hid in the tomatoes:$ :$ :$ :$

i always behave wen i go shopping now!!

jayne x

 

[GT man]

TOUGH UN

maybe ONE of teh worst would be an illfated bunnin of da erb on the M62 , bowlers bound like
and when finishe d, being the mrs doubt fire type i am lol, i threw away all th erubbish including the cig box wrapper which felt just a little like ............. yeah


double fek!!!!


( but in my defense i do know when my phone is turned on lololol)
mik

 

[Dj Ben Fisher]

he he !! i remember that well m8 !!! was well funny at the time !!!
yad only bunned once out of it un all !!!!

 

[dannster]

ha ha!

 

[Fusion]

daftest thing i ever did was near where i live there is a service station on the motorway so 1 night me and a few m8 drove there to get a BK and play on the machines.

when we'd finished we went out into the car park and my car had gone so went back in and phoned the police to report it stolen so when they arrived i showed them where i'd parked my car

so they asked me for my registration which i gave them then they left and said they would put a shout out.

5 mins later the police came back in and took me outside and showed me my car sitting where i had left it.

all embarrased i realised i had walked across the bridge to the services on the other side of the motorway and the 2 car parks are identical.

 

[nightlife20]

daftest thing iv ever done...... i dont normaly do daft things (ummm yeah right!)

the worst one was commin back from k2 was a mad night i was wasted (reaaaallllly wasted) i decided to sit on me big arm chair with my big fluffy dog slippers on (loads of fur), i have an habit of puttin me feet on the fire grate...... with bein wasted and every one not talkin and smokin loads my eyes became v heavy an i fell asleep...... not realisin it id stuck my foot in the fire (wich was at this time set alight) when my mate tried to wake me i told him to politly feck off and leave me alone addin "u bunch of wasters!"


when after 30 secs i still hadnt moved they chucked a bucket of water over me..... i flipped cause it was a new carpet, didnt even notice the state my slippers was in an kicked em all out sayin they were banned for life ect...... needless to say my face was :$ when i found out that they had saved me from bein badly burned...... ... in my defence, i was realy realy wasted, and they normaly pull pranks on me stuff like "D its time to get up for skool" where at this point i jump off the chair and run round thinkin im gonna be late....... gits..

 

[Joker Jen]

Daftest thing I've ever done was on Sun mornin windin me watch 2 add the hour on n then thinkin how many days does march have n in me mullered state thought it only had 30 so added a day on n jus realised this mornin march had 31 n tried 2 wind it back only 2 realise the date bit doesn't work like that So have jus spent the last 20 mins windin it round 2 the correct date,!!!

 

[nathan]

it was committed at

about 6:30am. april 1st. And I'm afraid I can't tell you about it cause I am still trying to live with myself and am in complete denial. Pesky gianlucci gets you into all sorts of bother

 

[doolz]

there was that time i .......

or that time i said .........

or ........




nah no way am i saying