What's yer odd food shite?

[Amelie]

At the mo i can't get enough of Sherbert Fountains. I bin the liquorice and just eat the white stuff. The best way to do it is to make sure at least half the back is nicely crumbled (there should be no lumps, it has to be like smooth chalk)- easily done but squashing it in the tube, then (this bit very important) dry your mouth out as much as poss. Then tip half of the pack at once quickly into the back of gob, breathing in slightly so some powder goes up your nose. It has a texture of freshly sanded plaster- its ace.

Jonno, trying to regress to some ski trip circa '88 where he felt a chicks breast for the first time through some slightly frosy sellopets (sp?) no doubt (Erica), has been having Bavarian ham on a crusty roll. He demands that i put the butter on 'real thick', and it has to be striaght out of the fridge. He says it makes him feel continental .

What food shit do you like that perhaps others don't?

 

[Amelie]

I just thought of another that Jonno loves. He likes to get the cheapest ham poss, the one that is in a little pre-packed house and has loads of added crap and meat content of 30%. He has this with instant mash, not even Smash spread on it, and then rolls it in some kinda council* pikey fajita stylee! Its horrid, it tastes like soapy bath water smells.


* lol anyone remeber that thread about coming up with the most council tea ever that you have had? I remeber Superfreak/Nicole (can't remember which) had had Cheese Toppers on toast with jam on toast for pud lol. I love that, mainly as you knew it was true and it was just sooo bad, but 'doable' lol. Nasty shit.

 

[betty spaghetti]

i like to have fried egg butties with the yolk hard and then i put a bit of salad cream and grated cheese on its loverly- it has to be salad cream mayo doesnt taste quite
used to work with this guy who had fried egg with tuna salad

my aunt has burnt toast with tom sauce spread over the top, she also eats quiche with tom soup

 

[Danny C]

I just thought of another that Jonno loves. He likes to get the cheapest ham poss, the one that is in a little pre-packed house and has loads of added crap and meat content of 30%. He has this with instant mash, not even Smash spread on it, and then rolls it in some kinda council* pikey fajita stylee! Its horrid, it tastes like soapy bath water smells.


* lol anyone remeber that thread about coming up with the most council tea ever that you have had? I remeber Superfreak/Nicole (can't remember which) had had Cheese Toppers on toast with jam on toast for pud lol. I love that, mainly as you knew it was true and it was just sooo bad, but 'doable' lol. Nasty shit.

The other night I couldn't be arsed cooking anything properly and had Birdseye Southern Fried chicken pieces with Spar frozen chips and beans.
Pretty Council

 

[Forgetliner]

The other night I couldn't be arsed cooking anything properly and had Birdseye Southern Fried chicken pieces with Spar frozen chips and beans.
Pretty Council

Classic!!! Love that 1 mate

I still make silly concoptions aswell when I cant be arsed
Eg: burgers,fish fingers, chicken pieces,chicken kievs from the bottom depths of my freezer near all the breadcrumbs and wap em all on my plate
put it this way if someone saw my plate they,d think I was fuckin mental
now thats council for ya

 

[the_ColaBoy]

salted peanuts on well buttered toast - simple and ace

 

[Amelie]

salted peanuts on well buttered toast - simple and ace

Now that is bloody mental! My mother likes treacle on taost dipped in hot choc, which makes me barf.

 

[Amelie]

The other night I couldn't be arsed cooking anything properly and had Birdseye Southern Fried chicken pieces with Spar frozen chips and beans.
Pretty Council

Lol, food shopping at Spar is as council as it gets full stop! Although in some ironic twist is also mega expensive . Why do they do it?

 

[Danny C]

Lol, food shopping at Spar is as council as it gets full stop! Although in some ironic twist is also mega expensive . Why do they do it?

The cheeky b@astards even add 20p on to the price of cigarettes!! although to be fair its the "classier" ones I smoke (ahem). I'm sure superkings JPS etc are still the regulatory price

 

[lottie]

Now that is bloody mental! My mother likes treacle on taost dipped in hot choc, which makes me barf.

my mother likes sardines on toast , :S , mine is red sauce and mustard on a egg butty , love it

 

[li'l Sonz]

i like chocolate spread on crumpets! mmmmmmmm.... oh, and cottage cheese, tomato and salad sandwiches! delish!

x

 

[simzzzz]

the sliced spam you can get with the egg in the middle, smoothered in brown sauce and then placed in micrwave for 30 seconds to warm it up HHmmmmm ! :$

I have grown out of this now though

 

[T.C]

* lol anyone remeber that thread about coming up with the most council tea ever that you have had?

What food shit do you like that perhaps others don't?

Good old egg n' chips is a right pikey meal....but is sooo damn nice

I usually get strange looks when I eat marmite and peanut butter on toast (yes, together. Its lovely)
Also bacon, cream cheese and marmite on either bagels or wholemeal toasted muffins
I see a theme here, it must be all the marmite haters out there who reprimand me for these. :| Marmite is nice, and good for you, so all you haters..... swivel!

 

[emmab]

Mine would have to be Heinz tomatoe soup with chips plopped in it ,then make buttys with it...........thats lovely

 

[Northern Star]

Raw jelly cubes mmm

condensed milk straight from the tin on a spoon

mmm till the cows come home :$

 

[T.C]

I would like to stick up for brussel sprouts
just about everybody hates them but I think theyre ace

 

[JACKG]

I used to eat lemons with a glass of milk.

Not done it for a few years but still would enjoy it :$

 

[T.C]

I used to eat lemons with a glass of milk.

Not done it for a few years but still would enjoy it :$

lol, thats probably the most random one yet
hmm...lemon milkshake...sorta
sounds like it may actually be quite nice...well, if i liked milk :| lol