When did that happen???????

[The Frog Meister]

I have just noticed that I have 5 stars, and they are purple.....

The stars I can remember * checks memory * just about...... but when did they get purple???????

and I'm on 555

Argh!!!!! it''s monday morning

* pops kettle on * Anyone for a cuppa and a jaffa?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I have just noticed that I have 5 stars, and they are purple.....

The stars I can remember * checks memory * just about...... but when did they get purple???????

and I'm on 555

Argh!!!!! it''s monday morning

* pops kettle on * Anyone for a cuppa and a jaffa?

Yes please buddy, and seen as you have five purple stars now....

I will have a Big Mac and fries to go with it m8

 

[The Frog Meister]

* gives Jaxx a side look *

I normaly don't serve regurgitated food!!!!! but seeing as it's you... * hands over the McD's meal*

* pours the tea*

Wonder if anyone else is going to join into our little tea party........

* eats a jaffa *

How are you?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Fecked, skint, peed off because its Monday, and stinking like a skunk due to spilling Liq Cheese flavour down me

And you fella

 

[The Frog Meister]

A lot better then tyou by the sound of it

I enjoyed my weekend with joker, and loved France.. but then again I always do!

I have loads of pates and wine, and food that you can not get here......

So I'm happy

* hands over the plate of jaffas *

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Homer Simpson styleeeeeee " MMMMmmmmmm Pate "

 

[The Frog Meister]

* puts the rillette, pate de campagne, pate forestier, and the terrine de cannard onto a plate*

Here you go mucka.... tuck in....

* bets the bread out of the oven ( home made and baked) *

Fires up the expresso machine for after, and gets the wine out

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Nice 1 Beebock m8

I would marrie you if you was not so tall & male Lolol

 

[The Frog Meister]

Can you just point the girls my way please, as I'm still single and unable to ind anyone

* drinks more wine *

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Just talk to them in French mate, they will love it

You French could call them somthing abbusive, but they would still love you for the language

Go try it out on one of them farm girls Lolol

Tell them they smell like their donkey, chances are they won't understand a word of French and before you know it. you will be happily married, and living in a cow shed surrounded by milk urns

Lolols

 

[The Frog Meister]

appealling idea.....

I think that I will actually just find a farm girl... I prefer them... they are a lot less complicated the town girls

and they also have that other side that only country folk know about......

etc.....